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Author Topic: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!  (Read 20079 times)

Kingbodz

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #105 on: October 22, 2014, 02:53:48 pm »

Shoot the germans in the artillery post. This trench will be ours!
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #106 on: October 24, 2014, 03:11:23 pm »

Shoot the germans in the artillery post. This trench will be ours!
[3]
you and several dozen other russians begin firing on the artillery post
the mustard gas is close to rolling into the trench


Name: Сергей
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Side: Russia

Lob molotovs at German Tanks
[3]
you exit the trench you were in and charge for the tanks
you toss the flaming coaktail at one of the catipiler tanks just as a cannon shell takes your leg off
you fall to the ground


Name: Сергей
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Side: Russia

Lob molotovs at German Tanks
Autofail! This is ww1!

quite literally run the Russian advance down with terrifying new weapon: tanks.
[1]
these things are slow as hell
and one of them is now on fire
but hey you blew the leg off the guy who caught it on fire
oh yeah and another one is stuck in the mud

Order all idle men to take up arms and put up sandbags around the artillery post!
[3]
4 men are now attempting to put up more sand bags
there are bullets whizing by

To the trench. Fire at any enemies I see. Who are we attacking, the Germans?
[5]
CHARGE!
you and the soldiers begin charging and firing on the trench

Respawn!
Name: Finn Latzke.
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Side: Germany!

You are in an artillery post loading shells onto a yellow covered hill with bullets flying by you

Fire all my rounds into my enemies! For the Motherland!
[2]
You begin firing but your gun jams
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Sarrak

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #107 on: October 24, 2014, 03:17:07 pm »

A wounded one-legged russian soldier with jammed gun screams and hops into melee!
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Prophet

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #108 on: October 24, 2014, 03:21:12 pm »

Keep loading onto the enemy.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2014, 05:05:42 pm »

Tell the drivers to afoot through the deport party of the if and face dreadful retribution form m autocorrect device, blasted thing. AVOID THE DEEPEST PARTS OF THR MUD, kill filthy risuians.

Wait, if his Molotov action worked...

Call in a JU-87 wing strafe on the Russian positions.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2014, 06:21:11 pm »

Charge into enemy trenches with my bayonet and give them steel!
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #111 on: October 24, 2014, 09:15:32 pm »

Call in a JU-87 wing strafe on the Russian positions.
... this is 1917. The Stuka didn't fly until '35.

Stab whatever Germans are in the trench with my bayonetted rifle, then pull out my trench knife and start hacking away at any other approaching Krauts.
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GraveHaunter92

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #112 on: October 25, 2014, 01:38:45 am »

Call in a JU-87 wing strafe on the Russian positions.
... this is 1917. The Stuka didn't fly until '35.


((He's going to want a Fokker, probably the coolest equivalent in this time period))

ORDER MEN TO RETURN FIRE!  Crawl behind the sandbags and grab a rifle myself if I have to!
« Last Edit: October 25, 2014, 01:41:04 am by GraveHaunter92 »
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #113 on: October 25, 2014, 04:38:32 pm »

Finish my several turn long song. Use my natural British dexterity to cartwheel through the enemy, and dropkick the nearest officer.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #114 on: October 25, 2014, 06:09:12 pm »

Call in a JU-87 wing strafe on the Russian positions.
... this is 1917. The Stuka didn't fly until '35.

Stab whatever Germans are in the trench with my bayonetted rifle, then pull out my trench knife and start hacking away at any other approaching Krauts.
That was the idea.  This is 1917. The Molotov cocktail won't be invented as an antitank weapon until the Winter War either. I
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #115 on: October 27, 2014, 11:08:43 am »

and now i will let this game get crazy

Large metal pods begin raining from the sky
they are drop pods each holding 4 space marines from the future sent to conquer the past
[new side added- space marines]
[new side recoginzed and added- martians (the world at war kind)]


A wounded one-legged russian soldier with jammed gun screams and hops into melee!
[5]
You hop at great speed into the trench and begin stabbing enemies left and right

Keep loading onto the enemy.
[4]
you and many more soldiers are holding the line when a metal pod lands in the middle of the artillery pit


Call in a JU-87 wing strafe on the Russian positions.
[6]

A time riff opens up because ya know screw time lines
the planes begin strafing the russians though it seems like they are just endlessly pouring into the battlefield

Charge into enemy trenches with my bayonet and give them steel!
[2]
a trench gun blasts off your left arm but you are able to stab the guy that shot you before dropping your bayonetted gun

Call in a JU-87 wing strafe on the Russian positions.
... this is 1917. The Stuka didn't fly until '35.

Stab whatever Germans are in the trench with my bayonetted rifle, then pull out my trench knife and start hacking away at any other approaching Krauts.
[3]
you begins stabbing but a person from behind cuts the back of your right leg open



ORDER MEN TO RETURN FIRE!  Crawl behind the sandbags and grab a rifle myself if I have to!

[1]
a large metal pod falls ontop of you as you scream the order
you explode into a shower of chunks and blood

Finish my several turn long song. Use my natural British dexterity to cartwheel through the enemy, and dropkick the nearest officer.
[4]
CARTWHEEL
you roll through the enemy horde and drop kick the officer at the back, throwing him into the trench wall breaking his back
you are now surrounded by germans

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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #116 on: October 27, 2014, 11:27:12 am »

Try to shoot the pod with artillery?
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #117 on: October 27, 2014, 11:57:16 am »

Obtain Chaos reinforcements, summon legion of the damned.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #118 on: October 27, 2014, 03:17:39 pm »

Pull out my (presumably) Webley revolver and shoot the motherfucker that sliced my leg.
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Re: SCREAM AIM! FIRE!!!!!!
« Reply #119 on: October 27, 2014, 04:47:12 pm »

Try to shoot the pod with artillery?

((Inside your own mortar pit?))
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