Keep shooting at them french bastards! If I'm going to die I'm going to go down fighting!
[4- bleeding from neck and severe chest wound]
You raise your gun just long enough to fire one bullet that kisses it's target
You begin to feel light headed then fall over
You have died
Name: Lord Henry Canterbury
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Side: France
A dashing figure, wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, appears on the battlefield.
"If you want a job done right, do it yourself. If these Frenchmen cannot be trusted to deal with the Huns, then the forces of Great Britain shall have to step in.
I shall advance towards the German trenches, with my pistol held steady."
[GREAT BRITAIN HAS ENTERED THE WAR.]
You charge the enemy trenches with hundreds of fellow Brits
Mix it up a bit. Try bludgeoning.
[2]
You find a spiked trench club
In the hands of an enemy soldier who uses it to beat you to a pulp with
You are laying on the ground with; severe head trauma, minor brain damage, broken left arm, broken right hand, several shattered ribs, broken right shin, and massive internal bleeding
Crawl away before tending to my missing bits!
[5]
You find yourself a nice bomb crater to hide in
Your wound seems to be cauterized though your leg is in copious amounts of PAIN!
Shoot some germans!
[6]
SCREAM! AIM!! FFFFIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!!
You charge down the hill at untold speeds
Fall into the trench landing on two Germans, killing them with your knives.
Pull out your pistol and begin firing on several others who run in fear
You walk over to the nearest MG
Pick it up and carry it around firing into the trench screaming,"FOR THE MOTHER LAND!!"
Shoot the most enthusiastic Russians as they advance into and through the brand new cloud of gas to encourage tardiness.
[2]
You reach for your rifle but are knocked over by an OP Russian
He lands on you full force, his knife sinks into your side
He runs over and begins shooting, and wielding an MG
Switch to Explosive Shells and pound the Russians on that hill!
[1]
You have been firing the guns too quickly
The crew places an explosives shell into the barrel and as they seal it the sheep goes off destroying one artillery cannon and several soldiers
You are thrown onto the barrel of and other cannon
The force of impact shatters your spine and metal bits have sunk into your body/skin