Posting to watch
Name: Bender Bending Rodríguez
Age: Unknown
Gender: Not applicable
Side: League of Robots
((Maybe later just because futurama is one of my favorite shows))
@THE GERMANS
An officer in the midst of your heavily fortified trench looks at each one of you then down at the French side. "THEY WANT OUR LAND! THEY WANT YOUR LIVES! THEY WANT YOUR COUNTRY! FIGHT FOR THESE THINGS AND YOU SHALL WIN!"
There is a loud screaming noise from the french trenches. Trainees and higher level troops begin taking position in fireing posts in the trench, snipers in their nests, rifles lined along the edges, and Maxim machine guns in their fortified posts. There are also 3 mortar pits that are being set up and maned.
Shout my best frenchest battlecry charge forward and throw a grenade at the germans.
[4]
Your screams and shouts of blood thirst and wine are lost in the sounds of gun shots and other men screaming their hearts out as well
Your grenade lands several feet infront of the German trench and goes off, it blows a few sand bags away but didn't kill anyone. Though that's a nice throw considering they are still a bit more than a foot ball field away
Adrenaline coursing through my body, I charge. However, I'm not completely careless. I take care to remain within the centre of our forces, stick to low visibility areas and am constantly vigilant for a crater or something to duck into if things get rough.
[5]
There is a nice set of craters all within easy running distance, you are fairly covered by fog and other
cannon fodder soldiers