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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Repeat above process for every second shop.

You walk into another store
It seems to have a few customers inside though

[Arcvasti]

Repeat above process for every second shop.

You walk into another store
It seems to have a few customers inside though

Cackle at them and attempt to drive them off with my body odour and general uncleanliness. When they're driven away, THEN murder the shopkeeper, paint the symbol of the empire in his blood on the wall, wash hands and then walk away. If that doesn't work after half an hour, close door and do that to the customers as well.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Repeat above process for every second shop.

You walk into another store
It seems to have a few customers inside though

Cackle at them and attempt to drive them off with my body odour and general uncleanliness. When they're driven away, THEN murder the shopkeeper, paint the symbol of the empire in his blood on the wall, wash hands and then walk away. If that doesn't work after half an hour, close door and do that to the customers as well.

Your terrible stench drives all away accept for the shop keeper and the guy who has no sinus cavity
You close the door and slap the customer with no nose in his side
His skin instantly tears apart, freezes underneath the skin, and bursts into flames on the skin
He falls over dead
The shop keeper has an axe out and ready to fight

[Arcvasti]

Repeat above process for every second shop.

You walk into another store
It seems to have a few customers inside though

Cackle at them and attempt to drive them off with my body odour and general uncleanliness. When they're driven away, THEN murder the shopkeeper, paint the symbol of the empire in his blood on the wall, wash hands and then walk away. If that doesn't work after half an hour, close door and do that to the customers as well.

Your terrible stench drives all away accept for the shop keeper and the guy who has no sinus cavity
You close the door and slap the customer with no nose in his side
His skin instantly tears apart, freezes underneath the skin, and bursts into flames on the skin
He falls over dead
The shop keeper has an axe out and ready to fight

KNEECAP HIM

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Have the caravan stop moving while I and a handful of battle ready townsfolk investigate the drums.

The caravan stops

You and 13 well armed and trained townsfolk begin up the road toward the drums

In the distance you see a large formation a High elven militants


@Arcvasti
Your sword hits the leg of the counter
The leg is broken off, set ablaze, then covers in ice

The shop keep swings at you with the axe

[Arcvasti]

PARRY AXE WITH CHEST HAIR. THEN RIPOSTE WITH DESTINY BLADE

[SaberToothTiger]

Cast wind to get there even faster. Keep a lookout for any wreckages.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

((Umm, if it isn't a problem to answer, why did you stop rolling?))

Head back to the caravan and try to go around the High Elves, or head to our destination by taking a shortcut.

((sorry, just forget to put the numbers on woops))
[5]
you take a turn off the main road and head down it, the drums become distant

PARRY AXE WITH CHEST HAIR. THEN RIPOSTE WITH DESTINY BLADE

[3]
the axe sinks into your chest
you destiny blade the shop keep with great force and he is cut in half
(shop keeper is dead but you have a severe case of axe in the chest)

[SaberToothTiger]

What happened with my action?

Cast wind to get there even faster. Keep a lookout for any wreckages.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

What happened with my action?

Cast wind to get there even faster. Keep a lookout for any wreckages.

((sorry didnt see it))
[4]
you begin to blow your own sail
{trip 45 % complete}

[SaberToothTiger]

Alright, thanks.
Continue onwards!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Keep up the good work and check the map to see how close the journey is to an end.

[4]

You are almost outside of the empire road/highway system and into the deep woods

Alright, thanks.
Continue onwards!

[6]
A great gust of wind and surge of magic in your vains speed up your vessel
[95% complete]

You see three small empire boats headed up stream toward you

[Arcvasti]

Remove axe from chest. Search frantically for healing potions or something like that. If I don't find any, lick wound with tongue. Then abscond.

[SaberToothTiger]

Order my men to increase their speed so we may get there faster. Ignore the ships.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Remove axe from chest. Search frantically for healing potions or something like that. If I don't find any, lick wound with tongue. Then abscond.

[6]
the axe is dropped on the ground
there is a large stockpile of healing potions
you drink them all
You begin to grow
Your sword is like a dagger in your hands now
Your head is almost breaking through the ceiling

Keep moving but keep an eye out for any potential ambush spots.

[2]

You have a gut feeling that there is a group of soldiers just on the end of the road

Order my men to increase their speed so we may get there faster. Ignore the ships.

[4]
you continue forward at great speed and actual ram one of the small ships breaking it in half and killing a couple of its crew.
the other ships begin firing arrows at your ship