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Author Topic: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"  (Read 6888 times)

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OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:43:35 pm »

"Yessss!" screams something from a bottomless chasm, prepare yourselves... FOR YET ANOTHER GOD DAMN RTD THAT WON'T GO ANYWHERE! (Ironically it might)

Alright, basically what's going on is you're a bunch of guys in a cavern... That's all I'm going to tell you.

WARNING: Game contains severe amounts of shenanigans and randomness. Good luck you glorious bastards. ;_;7

Spoiler: "Sign up sheet" (click to show/hide)

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2014, 02:02:06 pm »

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 02:03:55 pm »

Welcome Salsacookie, we welcome you with open arms in the cavern of doo- I mean, happiness and rainbows.

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 02:18:44 pm »

Open up the menu, and look at my stats, skills, and inventory
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 03:51:49 pm »

Open up the menu, and look at my stats, skills, and inventory

[5]: You open up your menu and discover that you have pretty well off stats.
Str 5
Dex 5
Agi 5
You figure it should give you a +1 to all rolls for this current char.
You're skills give you a +1 bonus to climb and in your inventory you discover a rope which gives +2 to climb rolls.

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 04:25:58 pm »

Close menu, and enter dungeon
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 04:42:48 pm »

Name: Pastor G to the Fizzle
age:Over 9000!
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 09:39:29 pm »

Close menu, and enter dungeon

[3]: You enter the dungeon... Its a small cavern no more than 20 meters wide and across, there's a 10 foot chasm in the center.

Name: Pastor G to the Fizzle
age:Over 9000!
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 02:34:42 am »

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 11:26:39 am »

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 12:18:16 pm »

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 12:25:50 pm »

Name: That guy who's totally not a serial killer
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 12:36:41 pm »

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2014, 12:37:34 pm »

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2014, 01:11:35 pm »

Name: That guy who's totally not a serial killer
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