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Author Topic: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"  (Read 6733 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2014, 01:14:54 pm »

Look for alcohol EVERYWHERE. Drink it on the spot.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Meme

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2014, 01:37:55 pm »

Use materials around me to make banners and posters supporting the Potato Revolution
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2014, 01:53:51 pm »

Cast Stinky Garlic on Schrodinger's Cat
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2014, 02:43:25 pm »

Look for alcohol EVERYWHERE. Drink it on the spot.
That's my line! We will fight for alcohol~when we find it.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2014, 03:11:55 pm »

At worst we will share I will eat ye.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2014, 04:54:22 pm »

Look for alcohol EVERYWHERE. Drink it on the spot.

[1+1(Hobo bonus!)]: You grab the bottle and drink down some, you're belly immediately rejects it! Its poison! -1 to rolls

Look for alcohol EVERYWHERE. Drink it on the spot.
That's my line! We will fight for alcohol~when we find it.

[2]: You notice him wretch, "It must be good alcohol!" You begin attacking him!

You: [1] vs. [4-1]: He smashes the bottle over your head and you fall over!

Use materials around me to make banners and posters supporting the Potato Revolution

[4]: You find some rocks and cloth and build a wonderful banner to support potato revolutions everywhere! Oh lookie! Some potatos have joined your party!

Cast Stinky Garlic on Schrodinger's Cat

[6]: Oh lord, the smell is overwhelming. Schrodinger's Cat passes out from the stinkiness!

Sarrak

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2014, 06:03:11 pm »

Take him down no matter what!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2014, 06:10:40 pm »

Build a monestary as big as the world
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2014, 09:09:32 pm »

Tell the Potatoes to start building a potato commune where we can base the Potato Revolution out of
« Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 10:06:05 pm by Meme »
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2014, 11:25:05 pm »

Name: Christius the Slaughter
Age: countless millennia
Job: Chaos Lord
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2014, 11:34:54 pm »

Grab my garden shears and confront Kashak and Stinky Stan.

"'Avin a li'l' drink are we? Prepare to be pruned."

Attack.
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2014, 02:34:12 am »

Fart in the face of everyone attacking me and look for more alcohol.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2014, 05:20:25 am »

Cast Salsacookie Shuriken. Relentless Assault random target(s)
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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2014, 03:02:50 pm »

Take him down no matter what!

[5] vs. [4]: You get a good couple of smacks on him but nothing too good!

Build a monestary as big as the world

[2]: You begin your attempt but you soon realize that Its most likely impossible...

Tell the Potatoes to start building a potato commune where we can base the Potato Revolution out of

[6]: The potato's get to work and soon build an enormous potato commune. You've got thousands of potato's rallying to your cause!

Name: Christius the Slaughter
Age: countless millennia
Job: Chaos Lord

Christius the Slaughter has joined the fray!

Grab my garden shears and confront Kashak and Stinky Stan.

"'Avin a li'l' drink are we? Prepare to be pruned."

Attack.

[6 vs 5-1 vs 5]: You run over to them and see that there's a smack down going on! You attempt to shear their faces off but you can really only clip a couple of fingers off!

Fart in the face of everyone attacking me and look for more alcohol.

[3-1]: You're fingers were just sheered off! You can't do much but let out a little poot and then scamper away to find some more alcohol.

Cast Salsacookie Shuriken. Relentless Assault random target(s)

[5 vs 1]: You're Shuriken fly after IcyTea and... he attempts to dodge away but it clips his shoulder tearing off his arm!

poketwo

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Re: OGNARTD AKA: "Oh god not another RTD"
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2014, 03:31:14 pm »

Use my power of scanning to scan for anything useful for warp sacrifices in the cave
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