((I don't know which suggestion to add my +1 to so i'll wait till the next update to join in on this awesome cat stuffs!))
This game was serious, for two posts.........*Sighs**SEIGH*SEAGH*SIG*
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Shoot the Skorpion in her mouth with the Walther PP to provide her with a pleasant ringing sensation throughout the skull (plus, you know, broken teeth and stuff), and then hurl the Walther PP at her skull like a tomahawk to increase the impression. We can't actually shoot people directly, obviously. That's not what true cat vampire heroes do!
If I showed you three cat vampire heroes shooting people, would you believe that you are a liar?
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I instinctively quick draw my Walther from below my armpit with my right hand and let forth an expert shot, straight toward the Skorpion in her mouth, hardly feeling the .380 ACP bullets recoil through my enhanced strength. Of course, I yell "Heart!" in an attempt to divert her dodging. The enemy gun goes off with a quick flick of her tongue at the same time.
There is a spark in the air, and two fused bullets fall to the carpet.
I should have just shot her. She saw it coming a mile away...
Instantly following that, I throw my perfectly good, loaded weapon so the enemy can have another gun. I pull back and throw it like a baseball, straight towards her face. She, of course, ducks under it. Casually, at that. Still standing on one leg. Didn't work at all.
Now serious, she aims all four guns at me, somehow, putting them in Double Macedonian firing position. As if in slow motion, four bullets fly at me. Two fast moving, small .223s. The larger but slower 9mm from her foot Sig. And the .380 from the Skorpion in her teeth.
I have a flashback, briefly, words flying through my mind.
"The battlefield...."
The bullets inch closer, drilling the air toward me.
"Is your stage."
The sound barrier is broken, all three bullets cracking like a whip.
"You are a bullet.
Lead is your body and fire is your soul.
You dance across the battlefield
Following your routine.
The song of death follows you
The crack of air."
Is my life flashing before my eyes? Why must the last thing I hear be bad poetry?
"You find a partner and hold on tight
For dear life and dear death.
Embracing forever.
You are not the first
Nor the last
dancer on this stage
But in your brief existence
You create and destroy worlds.
For good or for evil,
For better or worse,
The world will forever dance
The..."
The bullets are several feet away from me now, and I finally understand.
Brisé. I leap through the air to my left, just as the bullets reach the spot I once was. My flowing black hair, trailing behind me, catches the two .223s in flight. A few strands leave with the bullets, but otherwise I am unharmed.
Two more bullets follow close by, my body still in their path.
Chaînés. I spin, 360 degrees like a bullet. The 9mm passes inches from my stomach, the .380 flying under my right arm.
"Bullet ballet..." I finish the badly worded poem that was in my head, whispering to myself.
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Initiate Dodging-by-Dance sequence
I stretched that to mean Ballet dance sequence! Showed you. And I made it overly dramatic, just to teach you all a lesson! THAT IS HOW YOU DODGE A BOOLET FOOLS.
Now I think I got them all except one...
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Finishing my dodging move, I immediately leap into action. I pull an unopened box from a nearby door, feeling how light it is, I then throw it at her, continuing my spinning motion for extra momentum. It flies at her, and explodes mid-air as she shoots it, throwing up a smoke cloud of white Styrofoam.