Zanzetkuken continued up the stairs. He originally was going to try the doors he saw, but then noticed that, rather than being doors, they were just sections of the wall meant to look like doors. He walked through the lobby when he came across it, and entered a large office. There he heard the narrator again.
"Stepping into the manager's office, [Zanz real name] was stunned to discover no sign of human life there."
"Just humans?" Zanzetkuken said, holding the M1 to the ready position.
"Um...no. There's no life besides him in this room in general."
"Okay then." Zanzetkuken said, relaxing the rifle.
"[Zanz real name] wondered aloud, 'What could it mean?'"
"It just mean that I am in a puzzle room." Zanzetkuken said. "Not that hard."
"He began wildly tearing through papers..."
"Hey, a keypad."
"Please stop going off script so much. You're ruining the story."
"Fine."
"Good. Alright, I'll just have to skip a few lines then. Here we are. His attention was caught by a keypad behind the manager's desk. What could its purpose be?"
"Opens a door."
"In fact, this keypad guarded the terrible secret that laid buried below his feet."
"Well that's specific."
"And so, the boss assigned it an extra secret pin number-"
"Too many to guess, let's see what happens if I do this," Zanzetkuken raised his M1 and aimed at the lock.
"No! Wait!"
He fired and (20) hit the keypad, which caused (20 - Looks like I can't roll this die anymore. Going to want to loan it to someone during the campaign I'm going to run during a critical point.) a secret door to open.
"That worked," Zanzetkuken said, lowering the rifle.
"I was just about to tell you what it was!"
"Oh well, door's still open."
The voice sighed. "Well, at very least we can get on with the story."
"If you want that, you'll probably want to go to the other group," Zanzetkuken said, as he looked inside to the next room.
"Why?"
"Because the next room isn't 'the Stanley Parable. It's Skyrim," Zanzetkuken said, as raised his rifle and, using the Stealth Kill ability, killed a Draugr.
"...I think I'll go see how they're doing."
"You go..." Zanzetkuken started, then feeling the Stealth Kill ability fade from the remaining looking to where she was, having heard the voice. He continued, deflated, "do that. This is gonna suck."