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[Nidilap]

Bikers own outskirts of town, running meth and guns.

[SaberToothTiger]

Scour the streets, looking for crime. Or a gun. Those are helpful.

[3] You find a tiny, one shot Derringer.

"M-MEDIC!"
Get that leg replaced with Sinvara's other leg.
Get one of the hobos to add the rest of Sinvara to the mix.

[1] That leg don't fit, chief! You bleed out.

U DED

Respawn. Become a cowled, brooding vigilante. I am the law, so do what I tell you to!

[2] You are a teenager who decided to be a vigilante. No equipment for you.

Walk around the street, Stirring up controversy while I am at it.

[1] Suddenly a crowd assembles to lynch you!

Haunt the hobo as a ghost.

[2] You are still dead, and your corpse stinks. No one is afraid of you. Go respawn somewhere else.

EXPAND MY CRIMIMAL OPERATIONS

[4] You charge towards a toy shop and threaten the owner into paying you $220 per month.

Bikers own outskirts of town, running meth and guns.

[6] They are the official land owners and are mostly 80 or so years old.

[drone1230]

Make me a raccoon. I prowl around and search for food.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Search for small crimes.

[Playergamer]

((My action?))

[Kingbodz]

Create a crew for a heist.

[Nidilap]

Good, make a front of "Grampa Gerald's Goods" convenience stores to disguise our illicit operations.

[IcyTea31]

Take to the streets and try to find some criminal mugging someone. Mug the criminal.

[SaberToothTiger]

Deal more guns.

[2]You don't have any more.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Tell the crowd that they can't lynch me because what I am telling everyone is completely true

[drone1230]

Suggest to the crowd that it would be a dandy idea if they just lynched themselves instead.

[Playergamer]

Buy some more guns. Also, buy myself a bulletproof vest so I don't get killed.

[SaberToothTiger]

Search for small crimes.

[5]You find a mugger stealing a purse from a very pretty lady.

Create a crew for a heist.

[1]All people you hire turn out to be cops! They arrest you!

Good, make a front of "Grampa Gerald's Goods" convenience stores to disguise our illicit operations.

[4]You take a small pill and a bottle of water, you put the pill on the ground and spill a drop of water on and BOOM. You have a store.

Haunt the grave of Nikola Tesla and make "Wooooh!" Noises just for the sake of it.

[1]No, He murders you wit helectricity. You go to Tartarus, where annoying dead people go when they die.


U DOUBLE DED

Take to the streets and try to find some criminal mugging someone. Mug the criminal.

[1]You don't find anyone. You are extremely annoyed by this fact and sit down in a corner and start crying.

Tell the crowd that they can't lynch me because what I am telling everyone is completely true

[1]They don't care. They lynch you and hang you high,


U DED

Suggest to the crowd that it would be a dandy idea if they just lynched themselves instead.

[6]You charge the mob and start shrieking and shouting to convince them to commit suicide. They are not amused. [6] They try to kill you, butyou murder everyone else. You are exhausted and are surrounded by police that will shoot you in seconds!

Buy some more guns. Also, buy myself a bulletproof vest so I don't get killed.

[4] You buy yourself a light vest, very comfortable to wear and isn't easy to spot.

[Ultimuh]

Be an insane hobo. be drunk.

[IcyTea31]

Rage against the heavens for the cruelty of having me roll poorly so many times in a row. To get my point across, get in the nearest religious building and desecrate the altar (or equivalent).