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Author Topic: Roll to conquer da hood.  (Read 11683 times)

poketwo

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2014, 12:45:08 pm »

Use my contacts to see if any new drugs are popping up in the market
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jetex1911

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2014, 06:51:20 pm »

"Now, this is what happens when my product ain't top quality. Hey, you! A new member? What's our policy on shit product?"

Quiz this new guy (Sinvara) on our drug policy. If he fails, grab him.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2014, 07:12:23 pm by jetex1911 »
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Put into this light, Dr. Robotnik and Armok could easily have been roommates.


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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2014, 03:26:38 am »

Follow them! Shoot them with the gun I always keep hidden on my belt!
[3]They throw your wallet at you and get in the car and leave. You find you documents, credit card and cash inside, but everything else you had, is gone. Excluding your M1911A1

Grab a small stash of Urghl on me, start lounging at a club, throwing cheesy pick-up lines at anyone passing by.
[6]You grab a barrel and accidentally seduce a giant, mean looking guy. He looks like he wants to consume your love right here, right now.

Use my contacts to see if any new drugs are popping up in the market
[1] They don't know anything. You rage and start shooting everything with your Tommygun. Your office is fulla holes, and everything is dirty.
Nick some ready-to-go drugs and have a chat with the hobo.
[6] You snatch some guys pants, fill them with the drug and scream to the hobo "WANNA FUCK?". He pulls out a shotgun and shoots you! [2] You don't have a leg anymore.

"Now, this is what happens when my product ain't top quality. Hey, you! A new member? What's our policy on shit product?"Quiz this new guy (Sinvara) on our drug policy. If he fails, grab him.
[1]You run in the line of fire of the hobo, and he accidentally shoots you! [2] You also lose your leg.
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2014, 03:37:52 am »

Break some knees with a telescopic baton. Time to clean the streets.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2014, 05:44:27 am »

Hire an personal bodyguard
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IcyTea31

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2014, 07:18:17 am »

"Sure, but it'll cost you."

Sell him some of the drug.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2014, 08:03:54 am »

Ugh. Go look for a cheap order I can fill with what I have.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2014, 12:03:18 pm »

Break some knees with a telescopic baton. Time to clean the streets.
[4]You beat up a street vendor who gave you less change that he should have. He is 67 years old and forgot to give you a cent. He is on verge of death.

Mess up his facial work and then run my fist through his chest.
[1] He doesn't appreciate that. He shoots you in the face. Your face promptly explodes.

U DED

Hire an personal bodyguard
[4]You hire Vince. He is happy and equipped with a pistol.

"Sure, but it'll cost you."
Sell him some of the drug.
The kid died, so no trading for you!
[1] The big guy drags you to a closet and locks it. You are so traumatized by what happens next, you become insane.


Ugh. Go look for a cheap order I can fill with what I have.
[4]You deal some guns. You gain $450.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2014, 01:11:21 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Playergamer

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2014, 12:14:27 pm »

Deal more guns.
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A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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IcyTea31

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2014, 12:20:53 pm »

[1]You bleed out due to the lack of your leg.
Er, when did I lose my leg...?

Respawn. Become a cowled, brooding vigilante. I am the law, so do what I tell you to!
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2014, 12:23:39 pm »

[1]You bleed out due to the lack of your leg.
Er, when did I lose my leg...?

Respawn. Become a cowled, brooding vigilante. I am the law, so do what I tell you to!
NEVERMIND, I messed up the turn.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2014, 12:52:41 pm »

Scour the streets, looking for crime. Or a gun. Those are helpful.
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jetex1911

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2014, 02:34:16 pm »

"M-MEDIC!"

Get that leg replaced with Sinvara's other leg.
Get one of the hobos to add the rest of Sinvara to the mix.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2014, 07:06:24 pm by jetex1911 »
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2014, 04:04:49 pm »

Walk around the street, Stirring up controversy while I am at it.
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poketwo

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« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2014, 05:34:07 pm »

EXPAND MY CRIMIMAL OPERATIONS
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