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Author Topic: Roll to conquer da hood.  (Read 11682 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Roll to conquer da hood.
« on: September 11, 2014, 08:21:49 am »

Minimalist Rtd with a six sided die. Might be comical serious or outright silly.

Things that are important


-You live in Da Hood
-You want to rule Da Hood
-This is good old 'Murica
« Last Edit: September 11, 2014, 08:40:50 am by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Nidilap

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2014, 02:58:01 pm »

Make a biker club, call it "Riders In Paridise Motorcycle Club".
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

poketwo

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 03:13:03 pm »

is this allowed?
envelop self in cocoon
get moth wings along with phoenix wings
seduce everyone
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2014, 07:06:29 pm »

Start my own gang called Apollo's Children.
Recruit mainly intelligent people.
Begin manufacturing of a yellow, psychedelic drug. Let the new recruits come up with a name for it.
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Put into this light, Dr. Robotnik and Armok could easily have been roommates.


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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2014, 12:43:46 am »

is this allowed?
envelop self in cocoon
get moth wings along with phoenix wings
seduce everyone

Nay, this is mostly realistic, so no superpowers, but batman is fair game.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2014, 12:53:53 am »

Make a biker club, call it "Riders In Paridise Motorcycle Club".
[4] You do so, you claim a neat club and get some recruits. Unfortunately, you don't have a bike yet, and your troops laugh at your back because of it.

Start a high-school club based around finding paranormal phenomena.
[4] You do so, and you find an abandoned basement which is supposedly haunted. You get your pals.

Start my own gang called Apollo's Children.
Recruit mainly intelligent people.
Begin manufacturing of a yellow, psychedelic drug. Let the new recruits come up with a name for it.

[3] You recruit some clever hobos and start making some funky pills. They name it "Urghlaburghhh" which roughly translates to "Pills".
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

poketwo

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2014, 06:27:01 am »

BE DON OF THE LOCAL MAFIA
SEND GOONS TO DO NORMAL ORGANIZED CRIME STUFF.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2014, 08:22:21 pm »

Acquire a university-area hideout, preferably a large house.
Recruit more nerds.
Continue manufacturing of LSD Apollo.
Start selling what the cool kids call "Urghl".
« Last Edit: September 12, 2014, 08:26:48 pm by jetex1911 »
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2014, 01:43:42 am »

Explore the "Haunted" basement and take the names of anyone too chicken to come with me.
[2] The ghosts inside eat your hat. It was a really nice hat. And they ate it. And that's terrible.

BE DON OF THE LOCAL MAFIA
SEND GOONS TO DO NORMAL ORGANIZED CRIME STUFF.

[5]Your name is DON, and you are the don of the local Donadan family. You are currently sitting behind a desk looking intimidating. You have a tommygun in your possessions among other weaponry. You also have some goons with you and you bring in 3000$ daily.

Acquire a university-area hideout, preferably a large house.
Recruit more nerds.
Continue manufacturing of LSD Apollo.
Start selling what the cool kids call "Urghl".

[2]You place your labs in a haunted basement, recruit a few more hobos, but these ones seem less intelligent.
You also cook some pink Apollo, and when the customers smell your "Urghlabeshtius", they run away.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2014, 10:54:55 am »

Damn.
Improve the Apollo recipe.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2014, 11:41:28 am »

I am The Runner. I sell weapons, drugs, whatever you want, I can get it.

Call up my contacts, check my inventory.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2014, 11:44:13 am »

Join Apollo's Children. Snoop around in local clubs for any upcoming parties. Get invited to as many as possible. If there aren't any or I can't get into any, start organising my own at the darkest, most underground club.

Ninja edit: Additionally, contact The Runner.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2014, 12:16:26 pm »

Bust the ghosts and then charge someone for it.
[6]You bust all of the ghosts into your Ghost Storage Device (GSD), and you accidentally release one looking particularly angry. He looks like a hobo... wait, it's no ghost, you raided some drug lab!

Damn. Improve the Apollo recipe.
[6]In a sudden fit of insanity, you throw one of the researchers into the pot. It suddenly makes the whole mixture smell great. Other hobos are mortified.

Call up my contacts, check my inventory.
[1]You call some of your ex-girlfriends. None of them sound particularly happy to hear you. You are about to check what you have, but some robbers steal all you had!

Join Apollo's Children. Snoop around in local clubs for any upcoming parties. Get invited to as many as possible. If there aren't any or I can't get into any, start organising my own at the darkest, most underground club. Additionally, contact The Runner.
[3]You are accepted to the Apollo's Children only because you bribed the judge with all you had, including your phone and underwear. There are no parties.  [1] No one comes to yours. You can't contact the Runner, 'cause you don't have a mean to do so.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2014, 12:17:36 pm »

Follow them! Shoot them with the gun I always keep hidden on my belt!
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2014, 12:41:16 pm »

Grab a small stash of Urghl on me, start lounging at a club, throwing cheesy pick-up lines at anyone passing by.
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