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Arcvasti

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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2014, 11:15:29 am »

1: Continue Naginata murder, just on general principle.

2: Yelp "Hey, watch where you're swinging that thing" at Arc #1 and hide in a corner with a machete.

3: Start using the Naginataed bodies as components for a vile and eldritch ritual.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2014, 12:13:23 pm »

Fling CBE at Hawk.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2014, 12:29:37 pm »

Self destruct in spicy-sweet fashion. Take as many people as possible down with me
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2014, 12:45:07 pm »

Start playing the toughest music ever!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2014, 11:55:20 pm »

STILL ALIVE. ATTEMPT ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK.
[3]
You get up and round house kick the drummer knocking him out then notice that's not the right guy

1: Continue Naginata murder, just on general principle.

2: Yelp "Hey, watch where you're swinging that thing" at Arc #1 and hide in a corner with a machete.

3: Start using the Naginataed bodies as components for a vile and eldritch ritual.


1-[4] you kill and maim several people (almost including yourself  :P)
2-[5] you jump out of the way of your own attack and grab a machete, you hide behind a car on the edge of the field of carnage
3-[2] and eldrich abomination apears from the pile of bodies and begins to attack you

Fling CBE at Hawk.
[3] he knocks Hawk to the ground but lands safely on the KOd drummer

Self destruct in spicy-sweet fashion. Take as many people as possible down with me
[6]
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You explode killing everything around you and your blood mist covers the whole field

Start playing the toughest music ever!
[3]
It sure is difficult without a drummer
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2014, 02:46:02 am »

Start a cruel ritual with Salsacookies's mist/blood to give me magical music powers.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2014, 04:32:02 am »

Shoot the bad musician while moving towards the VTOL.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2014, 08:07:30 am by blazing glory »
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2014, 04:44:20 am »

Still alive! Kick the right guy this time!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2014, 07:10:13 am »

Leap out of the Humvee, and run over to the two-man VTOL jet armed with dual chainguns. Call for Blazing Glory.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2014, 01:20:03 pm »

Why the hell do you want to kill me!? I add atmosphere, you gits!
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2014, 01:20:37 pm »

Build a house of corpses.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2014, 02:21:03 pm »

Why the hell do you want to kill me!? I add atmosphere, you gits!
I don't want to kill you! I just want to kick you! Killing you is just an... unfortunate side-effect.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2014, 11:55:28 pm »

Escape the area
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #73 on: September 29, 2014, 05:23:49 pm »

1 & 3: Dispatch eldritch horror with Naginata and a chainsaw, respectively.

2: Get in car and attempt to hotwire it.
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Re: Roll to break limbs
« Reply #74 on: September 30, 2014, 11:05:33 am »

Start a cruel ritual with Salsacookies's mist/blood to give me magical music powers.
[3]
you gain the ability to play simple riffs from drinking his blood while chanting

Leap out of the Humvee, and run over to the two-man VTOL jet armed with dual chainguns. Call for Blazing Glory.
[1]
you hop out of the humvee and run for the jet
the humvee crashes into the jet killing blazing glory and causing a great firey explosion that lights you ablaze

Still alive! Kick the right guy this time!
[4]
you break his jaw

Build a house of corpses.
[6]
you have built a mansion of dead bodies, bones, and blood cement

Escape the area
[4]
you get to the opposite side of the field

1 & 3: Dispatch eldritch horror with Naginata and a chainsaw, respectively.

2: Get in car and attempt to hotwire it.

1-[2]
3-[5]
[3.5] 1 and 3 are able to severly injure the horror but it absconds from combat to terrorize something else

2-[1]
you get in a cardboard box, you attempt to hotwire it and it implodes


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