Play some heavy metal to make everyone go berserk.
[1]
You find that no one in the band can actualy play an instrument and fail epically at playing. The gods of Rock, Metal, and even classical music come down into the field and attack you but the metal gods group of NPC's begins a mosh pit
Some 30+ NPC's are attacking your band and the the gods of rock and classical music
Damn it, Salsa! I'll kill you even if it's the last thing I do!
[2]
Salsa begins to have a heart attack, as that happens you have just as severe of a heart attack. You are are now bonded to salsa in a way that if he dies or feels pain the same thing happens to you
You both recover from heart attacks
Find a Rocket launcher. proceed to make cheese.
[4]
You have a military grade grenade launcher that fires small rockets, made of explosive cheese of your own design
Give Blazing Glory covering fire with the 50cal
[3]
You begin firing around everybody not hitting a single person but still scaring the living crap out of them
Beat more people with CRE.
[6]
You begin playing baseball with people's heads as they try to attack you
CRE seems to be completely unharmed and actually healing with each person you kill using him
Break the window and start shooting at SalsaCookies while still in the Humvee.
[4]
You shoot at salsa hitting him in the left shoulder, Hawk now has a bullet hole in his left shoulder as well
Find Naginata. Apply Naginata liberally to everyone else.
[5]
You kill everyone around you with your *Naginata*