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[quamzie]

Played new update, created merciful missiles chapter. Sadly, Brothers all advantage did not give any honour guard to the chapter.

The chapter ran through the sector scavenging artifacts, eliminating orks and dispensing every marine his own  two missile launchers, as missiles are bringing emperors ultimate forgiveness to sinners and xenos in  bright flash of holy light. It seems, that chapter founding was truly blessed, as techmarines uncovered from ancient vault sacred stc for ehnaced missiles,  not some civilization destroying  sentient  icecream machine of horror  with iq level of 9000 and baneblade sized temperature cannons for shooting  planetcrackling freeze beams. After that   20 whirlwinds were attached to every company to  make emperor shed a tear of joy and pride for his missile loving sons. The sermon is a good way of spreading faith, and  if your  sermon is written not with words, but with missiles, even those with closed ears will hear you.

When there were no xenos, heretics or unclean left to blow up with missiles, psyker chapter master replaced his missile launcher with artifact tome
Chapter master jurgen reads the tome, filling himself with mysterious knowledge.
Chapter master jurgen is filled with chaotic energies, he goes nuts!
Thats how he died.
Dont replace sacred missiles with foul sorcery, ever.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Played new update, created merciful missiles chapter. Sadly, Brothers all advantage did not give any honour guard to the chapter.

The chapter ran through the sector scavenging artifacts, eliminating orks and dispensing every marine his own  two missile launchers, as missiles are bringing emperors ultimate forgiveness to sinners and xenos in  bright flash of holy light. It seems, that chapter founding was truly blessed, as techmarines uncovered from ancient vault sacred stc for ehnaced missiles,  not some civilization destroying  sentient  icecream machine of horror  with iq level of 9000 and baneblade sized temperature cannons for shooting  planetcrackling freeze beams. After that   20 whirlwinds were attached to every company to  make emperor shed a tear of joy and pride for his missile loving sons. The sermon is a good way of spreading faith, and  if your  sermon is written not with words, but with missiles, even those with closed ears will hear you.

When there were no xenos, heretics or unclean left to blow up with missiles, psyker chapter master replaced his missile launcher with artifact tome
Chapter master jurgen reads the tome, filling himself with mysterious knowledge.
Chapter master jurgen is filled with chaotic energies, he goes nuts!
Thats how he died.
Dont replace sacred missiles with foul sorcery, ever.

+1 for the plot twist.

[Necroman21]

How does the weapon range work?

[dennislp3]

If I am not mistaken...each line of marines/enemies starts a certain distance from one another...each round the forces move towards each other and when a weapon is in range they fire away

[Necroman21]

So does a range of 2 mean it can hit the enemies in melee range and then line behind them?

[a1s]

So does a range of 2 mean it can hit the enemies in melee range and then line behind them?

Probably "or line behind it" (I'm somewhat sure you only hit the front row of the enemy.)

[poketwo]

Now I'm imagining a psychopathic gigantic ice-cream machine of death going around an killing everything because "THEY HAD WASTED MY POTENTIAL BY MAKING ME SOME MACHINE TO DISPATCH FROZEN GROX MAMMARY FLUIDS!!!!! I CAN DEVASTATE ENTIRE WORLDS WITH MY WEAPONS!!!! THIS MUST MEAN THAT ALL ORGANIC LIFE IS THE MOST STUPID THINGS TO EVER EXIST!!! THEY! WILL!!! PAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

[nenjin]

Now I'm imagining a psychopathic gigantic ice-cream machine of death going around an killing everything because "THEY HAD WASTED MY POTENTIAL BY MAKING ME SOME MACHINE TO DISPATCH FROZEN GROX MAMMARY FLUIDS!!!!! I CAN DEVASTATE ENTIRE WORLDS WITH MY WEAPONS!!!! THIS MUST MEAN THAT ALL ORGANIC LIFE IS THE MOST STUPID THINGS TO EVER EXIST!!! THEY! WILL!!! PAY!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dairy of Death by Dan Abnett.

I mean, you're basically describing the Horus Hersey for Sentient Appliances.

[Akura]

New problem with the download, Chrome flags it as malicious and deletes it as soon as it finishes downloading. I eventually figured out how to stop that, but now I'm paranoid about it.

[Retropunch]

New problem with the download, Chrome flags it as malicious and deletes it as soon as it finishes downloading. I eventually figured out how to stop that, but now I'm paranoid about it.

Don't be - it's a common problem. I've had it happen with a number of games that I've downloaded in the past, and it's an automatic chrome freakout when the file contains something it doesn't like.

I can't remember what the solution was, but it might be good for Duke to look into it if he gets time.

[Google400]

Every session is fun until a surprise Necron Tomb awakens at your home world carrying a daemon incursion.

[DukeFluffy]

The last round of 'sudden death dialogue' went suitably so I thought I'd give it another shot.

Scenario: Player forces encounter Chaos Lord #2, battle ensues, the player loses the small amount of forces.  After the battle Chaos Lord #2 (sneaky, galaxy-weary Black Legion lad) opens an audience with the player to say hello.  The description for him is already written up, but I could use a couple lines of either "come get some" or "chaos will spread", being said by the Chaos Lord unto the player.


Otherwise fixing bugs, trying to determine what is causing bugs, the usual.  Patch soon.

[nenjin]

I'm on it!

Just to clarify, in this scenario, who came out on top first? CSM or the player? It's the difference between "come meet your final doom weakling" and "I don't fear death, you weakling."

[DukeFluffy]

Just to clarify, in this scenario, who came out on top first? CSM or the player? It's the difference between "come meet your final doom weakling" and "I don't fear death, you weakling."

Player forces go to cleanse/purge a planet, find a whole bunch of heretics and CSM waiting for them, get dumpstered.  CSM come out on top in this scenario and then the audience begins.

[nenjin]

Gotcha.