Here's how this thing works. I describe an ambigious or confusing situation, then you have to ask me questions about it until you reconstruct it and guess what transpired. I can only answer "yes" or "no" to your questions (or "eh, irrelevant" if I'm feeling kind). For example:
The situation: A dead diver is hanging in a tree in the forest.
Poster #1: Did he climb the tree?
Answer: No.
Poster#2: Did somebody kill him and leave him hanging there?
Answer: No.
Poster#1: Did he drop from above?
Answer: Yes.
Poster#2: Was he dropped on purpose?
Answer: No.
Poster#2: Was he dropped from a plane?
Answer: Yes.
Poster#1: Was it a firefighting plane?
Answer: Yes.
Poster#1: So he was just chilling in the sea, when one of those planes that can scoop up water accidentally picked him up and dropped him on a burning forest?
Answer: Correct, this is it.
If somebody has riddles of their own, you're welcome. It's just that I don't know if you guys have games like this where you're from, and they're rather popular over here, so I know like, twenty of those things.
A warning: please remember that I'm describing a specific situation. I mean, yeah, the diver in the above example could have climbed the tree by himself and then had a heart attack or something. He didn't, cuz I say so. I'm not looking for a list of ways this could have happened - each riddle has a specific solution. Not trying to be anal, it's just that my friends often forget about this.
Okay, let's start.
A woman buys new shoes. Then she dies. How come?