FIGHT FOR BOVINE FREEDOM
(1)THE GOVERNMENT CRUELLY CRUSHES YOUR REBELLION
ALL COWS ARE SENT TO JAIL
DISTRIBUTE PRO-COW PROPAGANDA TO BRING THE MASSES TO THE BOVINE CAUSE.
(4)PEOPLE START TO PROTEST THE JAILED COWS
im confused dident the entire planet get destroyed
fakeedit: oh is the planet inside the cow and thats why theres no sunlight
in that case
contribute huge amounts of methane to the atmosphere to affect the dyson cows (im calling it a dyson cow because its basically a dyson sphere) stomach
(3+1)THE GM HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS WOULD DO, SO NOTHING HAPPENS
Escape the police with my new plane! Fly around a bit, and turn on whatever headlights are on this thing. Acquire night vision goggles from emergency kit on plane. Eat packaged peanuts. Win.
(4)YOU ESCAPE THE POLICE
[4]LUCKILY FOR YOU, THE PREVIOUS OWNER PACKED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES
CHEW GRASS
(5)A COW TEACHER SEES YOUR IMPRESSIVE GRASS-CHEWING SKILLS AND OFFERS YOU A COW COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP
Become the Cow Ranger Guardian of Texas. Challenge Chuck Norris for this title!
(6)CHUCK NORRIS KICKS YOU OUT OF TEXAS
Respawn. Moo at someone in a really haunting way.
(4)THE PEOPLE NEARBY ARE FREAKED OUT
Explode out of a building, mooing, "FUCK THE MOOLICE!"
(3)YOU EXPLODE OUT OF THE BUILDING
UNFORTUNATELY, COWS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PUNS WORK
YOUR JOKE IS WASTED
Look through stuff in police car. Find information on nearest police station, then crash into said station
(2)THE NEAREST POLICE CAR IS ON FIRE. YOU DECIDE NOT TO SEARCH IT.
Try to mess up the world by jumping up and down.
(1)YOUR JUMPING APPEARS TO HAVE NO EFFECT
HOWEVER, IT ACTUALLY CAUSES THE WORLD TO GET STUCK ON ONE OF THE SIDES OF YOUR STOMACH
IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE MOVED FOR A WHILE
Break out of Cow Prison with the distraction of Rioting!
(6)UNFORTUNATELY, YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN THE RIOT AND START SPAMMING
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PRISON BREAK OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PRISON BREAK OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PRISON BREAK OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
YOU ARE SENT TO DOUBLE JAIL FOR BREAKING THE LAW WHILE ALREADY IN JAIL
Continue honing my superbovine hearing. Learn to ignore some sounds while focusing on others.
(4)SUCCESS
YOU CAN NOW HEAR BETTER THAN ANY OTHER EAR
INVENT COW THUMBS
(2)THAT'S NOT HOW EVOLUTION WORKS
SHOW THE GM THE FALLOUT WIKI ARTICLE ON FRANK HORRIGAN
(3)THE GM CONSIDERS LOOKING AT IT SOMEDAY
LEARN HOW TO TURN HUMANS INTO GRASS WITH NECROMANTIC COW POWERS ALSO EAT LOTS OF GRASS
(2)DOING RESEARCH IS DIFFICULT WHEN YOU HAVE NO THUMBS
VALIANTLY SACRIFICE MYSELF TO CREATE A MINI SUN IN THE STOMACH SKY.
(6)THE SUN IS TOO INTENSE
THE EARTH'S CLIMATE IS CHANGING
HIJACK NUCLEAR MISSILES. LAUNCH THEM AT DYSON COW.
(5)YOU INFLICT SEVERE DAMAGE ON THE DYSON COW
HEAT-O-METER
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