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Author Topic: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER III: MONSTER COWS ON THE MOON  (Read 16274 times)

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2014, 08:05:29 pm »
Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 17, 2014, 03:55:19 pm
Bump? :D
It's not even 6:30 where I live. I was on a road trip. Please bump responsibly.

Quote from: Furtuka on August 16, 2014, 10:01:27 pm
Call a friend
(2)YOU LACK A CELL PHONE

Quote from: Lyeos on August 16, 2014, 10:02:32 pm
Purchase private Cow-Jet. Also pilot.
(4)SUCCESS

OTHER COWS ARE ENVIOUS OF YOUR SWEET PLANE

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 16, 2014, 10:06:44 pm
Crash into shit with car
(3)YOU DRIVE THROUGH SOME BUSHES

THE CAR IS SCRATCHED UP, BUT MOSTLY UNHARMED

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 16, 2014, 10:07:02 pm
Have weird cow-o-human babies with them!
(EW)NO.

Quote from: Paphi on August 16, 2014, 10:10:50 pm
Walk to a noise and stare at it. Moo threateningly.
(3)YOU HEAR SOME TREES RUSTLING AT THE WIND

YOU MOO AT THEM

THEY IGNORES YOU


Quote from: Nidilap on August 16, 2014, 10:12:25 pm
Cow pie those cops.
(4)YOU THROW SOME PIES AT THE COPS

DIRECT HIT! THE COPS ARE SURPRISED!

Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 16, 2014, 10:25:34 pm
Ask Lyeos in moos if I can go on his private jet. If he says yes or doesn't respond, chill on his plane. If the answer is no, continue mooing mournfullyn
(6)YOU GET ON HIS PLANE

YOU DECIDE THAT FLYING AROUND FOR A BIT WOULDN'T CAUSE MUCH HARM, RIGHT?

OOPS, YOU CRASHED THE PLANE

Quote from: poketwo on August 17, 2014, 01:11:02 am
REVEAL MYSELF TO ACTUALLY BE A SCIZOR FROM POKEMON
(1)NO. YOU'RE A COW. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A POKEMON IS.

Quote from: Yoink on August 17, 2014, 01:25:17 am
>Apologize to dead human.
Trot over and teabag the police with my bulging, over-filled udder. That'll teach 'em. Or confuse them greatly.
(4)THE POLICE ARE EXTREMELY CONFUSED

THEY'RE STARTING TO THINK THAT THE COWS ARE POSSESSED OR SOMETHING

Quote from: KingMurdoc on August 17, 2014, 01:30:09 am
Detonate violently.
(5)YOU BLOW UP THE BARN, KILLING COUNTLESS NPCS (NON-PLAYER COWS).

Quote from: Sarrak on August 17, 2014, 02:39:32 am
Jump over the fence!
(6)YOU JUMP TOO HIGH

WAY, WAY TOO HIGH

YOU LAND ON THE MOON.

[3]THE POLICE TRY TO CALL AN EXORCIST, BUT THEY GET HIS ANSWERING MACHINE

Spoiler: POLICE STATUS (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2014, 08:06:54 pm »
Merge with corpses to become horrifc undead cow monster.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2014, 08:08:14 pm »
Sing "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" while happily stepping out of the barn and to the nearest recruiting centre.

((Y U NO LET ME MAKE BABIES?))
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2014, 08:08:23 pm »
LEAD A CHARGE OF COWS AGAINST THE COPS!!! THEY MAY TAKE OUR FARM, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BEEF!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2014, 08:09:33 pm »
((We should recreate "Animal Farm".))
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2014, 08:10:39 pm »
Train my sense of hearing to superbovine levels.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2014, 08:16:38 pm by Paphi »
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2014, 08:20:56 pm »
Fix plane, claim it as my own!
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2014, 08:32:33 pm »
INVENT COW TECHNOLOGY, USING THE CORPSE OF THE DEAD FARMER.
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2014, 09:58:48 pm »
Look through stuff in police car.  Find information on nearest police station, then crash into said station
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2014, 10:06:42 pm »
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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2014, 08:56:58 am »
BECOME THE COW EQUIVALENT TO FRANK HORRIGAN
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2014, 08:59:19 am »
TAKE MASSIVE PILE OF SHIT
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« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2014, 11:26:23 am »
EAT EVERYTHING
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Re: ROLL TO COW
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2014, 12:04:05 pm »
Build a great pyramid on the Moon surface. Who needs oxygen, btw?
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2014, 01:08:00 am »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on August 17, 2014, 08:06:54 pm
Merge with corpses to become horrifc undead cow monster.
(4)SUCCESS

YOU HUNGER FOR GRASS

AND BRAINS, BUT MAINLY JUST GRASS

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 17, 2014, 08:08:14 pm
Sing "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" while happily stepping out of the barn and to the nearest recruiting centre.

((Y U NO LET ME MAKE BABIES?))
(5)YOU ARRIVE AT AN ANIMAL TRAINING CENTRE

THEY'RE CURRENTLY WORKING ON A PROJECT TO TRAIN COWS AS ASSASSINS

Quote from: Nidilap on August 17, 2014, 08:08:23 pm
LEAD A CHARGE OF COWS AGAINST THE COPS!!! THEY MAY TAKE OUR FARM, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR BEEF!!!!
(1)THE OTHER COWS BETRAY YOU IN EXCHANGE FOR GRASS

YOU ARE ARRESTED

Quote from: Paphi on August 17, 2014, 08:10:39 pm
Train my sense of hearing to superbovine levels.
(5)YOU CAN HEAR EVERYTHING IN THE COUNTRY

Quote from: Coolrune206 on August 17, 2014, 08:20:56 pm
Fix plane, claim it as my own!
(6)YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR THEFT

Quote from: Worldmaster27 on August 17, 2014, 08:32:33 pm
INVENT COW TECHNOLOGY, USING THE CORPSE OF THE DEAD FARMER.
(2)INVENTING TECHNOLOGY IS DIFFICULT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE THUMBS

Quote from: Furtuka on August 17, 2014, 10:06:42 pm
Be the great cow guru. Pack an Uzi
(3)YOU'RE A SOMEWHAT SMART COW WITH A PISTOL

Quote from: poketwo on August 18, 2014, 08:56:58 am
BECOME THE COW EQUIVALENT TO FRANK HORRIGAN
(4)OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on August 18, 2014, 08:59:19 am
TAKE MASSIVE PILE OF SHIT
(EW)NO.

Quote from: Alev on August 18, 2014, 11:26:23 am
EAT EVERYTHING
(6)YOU DEVOUR THE ENTIRE PLANET

EVERYONE IS REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT THE SUDDEN LACK OF SUNLIGHT

CHAPTER I HAS ENDED

Quote from: Sarrak on August 18, 2014, 12:04:05 pm
Build a great pyramid on the Moon surface. Who needs oxygen, btw?
(6)YOU BUILD A MASSIVE PYRAMID, BUT IT TAKES UP ALL THE ELECTRICITY THAT WAS POWERING THE OXYGEN GENERATORS

(YOU NEED OXYGEN, BY THE WAY)

YOU DIE.
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