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[Humaan]

Continue trying to learn to be sneakier. It is possible!

[Salsacookies]

PREACH TO MY NEW MINDS THE GLORY OF GRISHA THE FIFTH

[Comrade Shamrock]

Have the cultists helping me use the two prisoners as Holy Grisha Potato Slaves

Easy 11/7 Success

You secure the services of the prisoners and use them to work in the farm. This will have them do something productive and not running off. But Bernardo takes them away to have a chat with them.

WRITE ALL THE DRAFTS!

Above Average 19/13 Success

You write a draft of your proposal and it just seems right. It lays out your ideas and plans perfectly. You send it off to Creative Energy and now you await their reply.

Attempt to deduce the libarian's hidden weakness.
Then kick him in the nuts.

Above Average 18/13 Success
He seems to have no extra weaknesses beyond that of a normal person.
Combat: Librarian 4 vs 8+2 Angry Muscles
You lift yourself off the ground and storm at the librarian. He expects you to lunge at him but then you drive your foot into his groin. You then punch him in the face -12hp. Even dazed he manages a few weak punches -2hp.

Spoiler: Librarian (click to show/hide)

HP 24/40
Armour: None
Weapons: None

"Yes! Yes! See the light and save yourselves!"

Summon the Will!

Above Average 15/13 Success

You call forth the will and it stiffens the resolve of your followers. It cements their faith in Grisha. The priest and his few faithful glare at you.

''Fools!''

They stalk off into the city +36 converts. You now have a crowd of jubilant faithful around you.

Continue trying to learn to be sneakier. It is possible!

Hard 12/16 Failure

Failure continues to hound you as you attempt to learn how conceal yourself. You learn nothing on how to improve your sneaking abilities.

PREACH TO MY NEW MINDS THE GLORY OF GRISHA THE FIFTH

Above Average 13/13

You take the two prisoners away from their work in the potato plot. You sit down with them and talk to them about the will of Grisha. Your previous captive is not very receptive to your preaching. His friend however laps it up. His eyes gleam as you talk about the will of Grisha. +1 convert

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $60, Clothes
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Sullivan McNamara
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $75, Clothes
Traits: Charismatic: +2 To conversational tasks

Anthony Valdez
HP 55/55
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $65, clothes
Traits: Farmer: +1 farming tasks, Strong: +1 close quarters

Bernardo Hoagie
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: Shotgun: (x1.35)
Inventory: $10, clothes and an ancient tome, shotgun (8 rounds)
Traits: Cultist: +2 to knife wielding

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 32/60
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Hirata Etsuyo
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes,
Traits: Banshee singing: +2 to intimidation.

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Dilapidated warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Radish shrine with potatoes (Allegedly holy Grisha potatoes), potato plot (+$5 per update), 1 prisoner.
Rituals:  Ritual of the protective kittens(cost: $500)
Money: $240 (In cult's pockets)
Followers: 42

[Meme]

Tell the friend to cement his faith in Grisha by helping in the Potato Plot and making his friend work in too.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Go find Sullivan.

[NAV]

"YOU FOOL! HUMANITY IS WEAK. JOIN WITH GRISHA5 AND TRANSCEND THE FRAILTY OF THE FLESH."
Gouge out one of his eyes. That's a human weak point.

[Paphi]

Lead the new faithful in repairing the sanctuary to its rightful glory.

[Salsacookies]

Preach to the new children of Grisha5. Sow within them, THE STRENGTH OF THE 5TH!!!

[KingofstarrySkies]

Appear.

And lo, they said He Who Defied The Grisha5 returns.

[Humaan]

Give up on being sneaky. Practice making disguises.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Tell the friend to cement his faith in Grisha by helping in the Potato Plot and making his friend work in too.

Average 20/10 Overshoot

He goes to his friend and shakes and screams at him to get him to work. They both go out to work in the potato patch with the prisoner looking betrayed. He slaves away in the plot. At the end of the day he collapses in exhaustion. He's dead. But his work brought in an extra profit. -1 prisoner +$10

Go find Sullivan.

Easy 7/7 Success

You go looking for Sullivan and you find him in the milling crowd of returning cultists as that are beginning to fix up the warehouse. He is found in the centre of the crowd directing efforts.

"YOU FOOL! HUMANITY IS WEAK. JOIN WITH GRISHA5 AND TRANSCEND THE FRAILTY OF THE FLESH."
Gouge out one of his eyes. That's a human weak point.

Combat: Librarian 3 vs 10+2 Angry Muscles

You jump at him and stick your thunbs into his eyes -18hp. He staggers back back flailing wildly and land a light hit on you -3hp.

Spoiler: Librarian (click to show/hide)

HP 6/40
Armour: None
Weapons: None

Lead the new faithful in repairing the sanctuary to its rightful glory.

Average 13/10 Success

You lead the cultists back to the warehouse and they buy many of the materials required for the repairs. They do a good job of patching the pipes, fixing that hole in the roof, replacing the windows and installing some doors. Then Justin walks up y]to you.

Preach to the new children of Grisha5. Sow within them, THE STRENGTH OF THE 5TH!!!

Above Average 12/13 Failure

Despite some rousing fiery rhetoric the crowd looks unimpressed and a bit bored. They wander off and continue fixing the warehouse, ignoring you.

Give up on being sneaky. Practice making disguises.

Hard 15/16 Failure

Once again your efforts to increase your skills in subterfuge have failed. Your disguises have strange problems like the sleeve in the wrong place or lacking pockets. Any attempt to put a symbol on them fail as you fail to get the detail right.

Appear.

And lo, they said He Who Defied The Grisha5 returns.

Arbitrary 1/21 Epic Fail

You appear in the sky above the ocean. You fall and fall until your head strikes the railing of a cruise liner. Your neck snaps and you go over the side. You are then blended in the ships turbines. You have perished.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $60, Clothes
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Sullivan McNamara
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $75, Clothes
Traits: Charismatic: +2 To conversational tasks

Anthony Valdez
HP 55/55
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $80, clothes
Traits: Farmer: +1 farming tasks, Strong: +1 close quarters

Bernardo Hoagie
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: Shotgun: (x1.35)
Inventory: $10, clothes and an ancient tome, shotgun (8 rounds)
Traits: Cultist: +2 to knife wielding

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 32/60
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Hirata Etsuyo
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes,
Traits: Banshee singing: +2 to intimidation.

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Old warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Radish shrine with potatoes (Allegedly holy Grisha potatoes), potato plot (+$5 per update).
Rituals:  Ritual of the protective kittens(cost: $500)
Money: $255 (In cult's pockets)
Followers: 42

[The Froggy Ninja]

"Yo Sullivan! I sent in a request for funding. Mind coming in with me to talk to them at some point?"

[Salsacookies]

Feel pity for Hirata. Teach her how to stealth

[Paphi]

"Sure, just let me know when. How much are you aiming to get, anyway?"

[NAV]

Take the librarian to the facility for reeducation.