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Author Topic: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)  (Read 29580 times)

Humaan

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2014, 09:14:33 pm »

Send the five cult followers to discredit any of escapee's claims. Tell them that the escapee is trying to blame the cult in the murder of the prisoner which said escapee (not actually) killed.

Do more research on magic.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #61 on: August 24, 2014, 11:25:59 am »

Preach to our new friends! Mention how shabby the warehouse is right now and how their unsolicited donations would be put to use repairing the Sanctuary. Vigorously inform them of those awful Wizards and the False Witness who threaten to bring us down.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #62 on: August 24, 2014, 12:24:29 pm »

Ask someone else!

NAV

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #63 on: August 24, 2014, 12:46:06 pm »

Craft artifact bookmail armour.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #64 on: August 30, 2014, 11:39:29 am »

Waiting on you meme.

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #65 on: August 30, 2014, 04:20:13 pm »

The Church of Grisha has been destroyed.

Translation: Toady locked the thread, as people were vandalising Wikipedia.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #66 on: August 30, 2014, 04:46:03 pm »

((This is a different branch of the Church.))
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #67 on: August 30, 2014, 04:52:55 pm »

The Church of Grisha has been destroyed.

Translation: Toady locked the thread, as people were vandalising Wikipedia.
What? Really?

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #68 on: August 30, 2014, 05:09:28 pm »

The Church of Grisha has been destroyed.

Translation: Toady locked the thread, as people were vandalising Wikipedia.
What? Really?
Yeah that was kinda my fault.
Who knew vandalism would be the end of the thread?
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #69 on: September 06, 2014, 12:29:35 pm »

Give up stacking potatoes, try radishes instead.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #70 on: September 06, 2014, 03:01:01 pm »

While unconcious, tell everyone of what I discovered
Average 18/10 Success

As you lay unconscious on the floor your subconscious seizes control of your mouth. You start screaming. ''He's in his friends home across the street from the library''

Preach to our new friends! Mention how shabby the warehouse is right now and how their unsolicited donations would be put to use repairing the Sanctuary. Vigorously inform them of those awful Wizards and the False Witness who threaten to bring us down.
Average 14/10 Success

You successfully drive these cultists into a zealous state. They give you all their money. +$25

Send the five cult followers to discredit any of escapee's claims. Tell them that the escapee is trying to blame the cult in the murder of the prisoner which said escapee (not actually) killed.

Do more research on magic.

You send the cultists out into the street to discredit the escapee. You will not hear of their results until later. Your research is successful. You discover three tomes on occult websites. Two are very expensive items up for auction with the opening bid of $1,000,000. Another is in the hands of a private collector in the city.

(You did not think it would be so easy, did you?)

Ask someone else!
Easy Peasy 14/5 Success

A very helpful ten year old tells you how to operate Google.

Craft artifact bookmail armour.
Above Average 1 -2 No experience/13 Epic Failure

You grab some books and attempt to fashion them into some sort of armour. You fail miserably and they fail to hold together. They fall in a heap on the floor. An angry librarian approaches. He is brandishing his fists. Do you fight or flee?

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Give up stacking potatoes, try radishes instead.
Average 14/10 Success

You stack the radishes in a lovely shrine around the potatoes. Are they fully grown? Indeed they are.

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« Last Edit: September 07, 2014, 10:55:49 am by Comrade Shamrock »
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #71 on: September 06, 2014, 03:48:59 pm »

"That's why we're lying."
I don't know what that pile over there is all about, but if you handle the paperwork, I'll help with the peoplework.
"The deal is struck."
Begin scouting for potential funding.

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #72 on: September 06, 2014, 10:03:41 pm »

Take a few potatoes to put on shrine as Holy Grisha Potatoes. Sell the rest to Grishaites around the world.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #73 on: September 06, 2014, 10:53:44 pm »

Grab a book off the shelf. Open it. Lick my finger and turn the page.
"BOW BEFORE GRISHA5, HEATHEN LIBRARIAN, OR I WILL DO MUCH WORSE TO THIS HELPLESS TOME."
« Last Edit: September 06, 2014, 11:02:27 pm by NAV »
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5
« Reply #74 on: September 06, 2014, 10:57:06 pm »

Wake up. Recruit some fellow cultists and raid the escapees location
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