WONDERFUL. HAVE THEM BRAINWASH THE HIGHER-UPS INTO SERVING US.
AND BY SERVING US I MEAN REASSURING THE MASSES THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE DEALT WITH SHORTLY AND EFFICIENTLY. WHICH IT WON'T.
Why do I feel as though myself and Fniff were the only two that actually paid attention about what happens when humanity gets too nervous?
(6)HUMANITY DECIDES THAT THE BEST WAY TO ASSIST IN EFFICIENCY IS TO BE MORE EFFICIENT.
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SIGNIFICANTLY.
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY.
Build Submersible Battle Station with City Levelling Weaponry
(1)YOU GET SENT TO JAIL AGAIN.
GET TO THE SECRET RUSSIAN NUCLEAR BUNKER SO I CAN SURVIE THE INPENDING NUCEAR WAR
(1)YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL FOR TRYING TO STEAL BUNKER SPACE
GO TO TRIAL AND STATE THAT WHILST MY INTENTIONS WERE PURE, THE METHODS AT WHICH I ATTEMPTED TO GO ABOUT THEM WERE EVIL. PLEAD GUILTY AND CONTINUE TO ARGUE FOR PEACE, PACIFISM, AND HOPE... WHILST ALSO TRYING TO BUILD CONNECTIONS TO MY TERRORIST GROUP WHILST IN PRISON
WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D ACTUALLY REDEEM MYSELF? GIVE ME A BREAK I'M TRYING TO MAKE HUMANITY LESS TERRIFIED I CAN'T ACTUALLY ACT LIKE I ACTUALLY AM
(3)THE TRIAL IS ONGOING
IT'S A TOSS-UP AS TO WHETHER YOU'LL GO TO JAIL OR NOT
ENGINEER AND MASS PRODUCE A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE THAT FORCES THOSE SUFFERING FROM IT TO BE LESS STRESSED AND GENERALLY HAPPIER
(3)IT DOESN'T SPREAD VERY WELL
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS DROPPED SLIGHTLY
KIDNAP OBAMA AND BRAINWASH HIM TO THE TAMERCULT
(6)SUCCESS
UNFORTUNATELY, HE TAKES OVER THE TAMERCULT
TAMERCULT IS NOW OBAMACULT
RELAX CUSTOMS AT THE MEXICAN IMMIGRATION BORDER, THUS ALLOWING THE VIOLENT DRUG DEALERS TO FLUD INTO AMERICA
(6)YOU ARE KILLED BY DRUG DEALERS
+3 AAP
WELL FU-
TURN NEW NON-SENTIENT CLOTHES INTO SENTIENT ONES; AND WITH NO GUN ALLERGIES!!! TIME FOR THE RETURN OF PANTS!!!!
(4)YOU CREATE MORE SENTIENT CLOTHES, BUT SCIENTISTS ARE PRETTY GOOD AT DEALING WITH THEM AT THIS POINT
+2 AAP
BUY PHYSICISTS
(6)YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON PHYSICISTS
-1 TO MONEY
+1 TO PHYSICS
build project fuck the world
(6)YOU COVER ALL OF HAWAII IN LAVA. YOU ALSO COVER YOURSELF IN LAVA. YOU DIE.
HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY DECREASED SLIGHTLY
+5 AAP
CONTINUE DESTROYING THINGS.
(4)YOU DESTROY A FEW MORE BUILDINGS
+2 AAP
PUBLIC NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SLIGHTLY
MAKE GIANT SENTIENT ROBOTS THAT HATE ALL HUMANS
(4)SUCCESS. THEY'RE READY TO BE DEPLOYED
+3 AAP
FIX DOORS, DON'T GET EATEN
(6)YOU MAKE THE DOORS INTO SUPERDOORS
THE DOORS CAN NEVER BE OPENED AGAIN, EVER
THE PLANT MONSTERS WILL BE FOREVER SEALED
-ALL AAP
[4V4]THE WORLD'S MILITARY MANAGES TO INFLICT SOME DAMAGE ON THE GIANT ROBOT.
A DEMON ENTERS THROUGH THE PORTAL
[2]IT HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS
[2]PUTIN'S NUKE LANDS IN AN OCEAN. OOPS. THE UK IS NOT AMUSED.
OBAMACULT: 4
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 2
DEMONS: 17 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 0
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5
TERRORISTS: 5
GIANT ROBOTS: 8
DRUGS: 3
HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: PRETTY SCARED
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: VERY GOOD
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