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[Nidilap]

MAKE SENTIENT UNDERWEAR AND BRAS!!!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!!

[TamerVirus]

HAVE TAMERCULT MEMBERS KIDNAP AND BRAINWASH CELEBRITIES

[aattss]

CREATE PRO-MAGIC PROPAGANDA

[Comrade Shamrock]

BUILD MORE BATTLESTATIONS AND ARM THEM WITH LARGE GUNS CAPABLE OF LEVELING CITIES

[Salsacookies]

BIOENGINEER KILLER PLANTS

[Hawk132]

MAKE A NEW ZOMBIE VIRUS. ONE THAT THAT THE FAILUREVIRUS CAN'T PROTECT AGAINST.

[Orange Wizard]

ACQUIRE MONEY

[Lightningfalcon]

FIND CITY OF R'LYEH

[Elephant Parade]

MAKE AN UNDERWATER PORTAL THAT WILL ALLOW DEMONS THROUGH ONCE THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS.

(5)SUCCESS! ALSO, A FEW DEMONS MAY ARRIVE EARLY. +10 AAP; NO CHANGE TO HUMANITY.

MAKE SENTIENT UNDERWEAR AND BRAS!!!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!!

(5)SUCCESS!

PUBLIC NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY
+10 AAP

HAVE TAMERCULT MEMBERS KIDNAP AND BRAINWASH CELEBRITIES

(3)YOU MANAGE TO BRAINWASH A FEW D-LIST ACTORS

+2 AAP

CREATE PRO-MAGIC PROPAGANDA

(2)IT'S TOO BLATANT; NOBODY BELIEVES IT BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO PARANOID ABOUT EVERYTHING

-1 AAP

BUILD MORE BATTLESTATIONS AND ARM THEM WITH LARGE GUNS CAPABLE OF LEVELING CITIES

(1)YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL FOR BREAKING EVERY GUN LAW EVER, AS WELL AS INSPIRING SEVERAL MORE

BIOENGINEER KILLER PLANTS

(5)SUCCESS! THEY ARE VERY, VERY DANGEROUS. +10 AAP; GOT KILLER PLANTS

MAKE A NEW ZOMBIE VIRUS. ONE THAT THAT THE FAILUREVIRUS CAN'T PROTECT AGAINST.

(1)YOUR VIRUS IS EATEN BY THE ANTIVIRUS

THE ANTIVIRUS HAS LEVELLED UP!

HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY INCREASED SLIGHTLY
-5 AAP

ACQUIRE MONEY

(3)YOU DO SOME PART-TIME JOBS AND GET $100

FIND CITY OF R'LYEH

(3)YOU GET LOST IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, BUT YOU THINK YOU MIGHT KNOW WHERE R'LYEH IS.

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)

TAMERCULT: 3
NATURAL DISASTER: 5
SENTIENT CLOTHING: 15
DEMONS: 10 / PORTAL
MAGIC CORRUPTION: -1
KILLER PLANTS: 10 / READY TO DEPLOY
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: -5

Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

HUMANITY NERVOUSNESS: SIGNIFICANT
HUMANITY PRODUCTIVITY: PRETTY GOOD

IF HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS REACHES MAXIMUM, HUMANITY WILL TURN ON ITSELF; THE ONLY SURVIVORS WILL TAKE SHELTER. APOCALYPSES WILL CLAIM NO VICTIMS, AND EVERYONE WILL LOSE.

IF HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY REACHES MAXIMUM, HUMANITY WILL DISCOVER WAYS TO AVERT ALL APOCALYPSES; EVERYONE WILL DOUBLE LOSE.

HUMANITY WILL NOW SPEND AN ACTION EACH TURN ATTEMPTING TO AVERT THE MOST WELL-KNOWN APOCALYPSE, WITH A -1 PENALTY. THIS WILL CHANGE TO A BONUS ONCE PRODUCTIVITY GETS HIGHER.

[6-1]HUMANITY MANAGES TO FABRICATE NON-SENTIENT CLOTHING; -3 AAP.

[Lyeos]

CREATE A SECRET CULT DEDICATED TO SUMMONING MORE DEMONS WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.

[Hawk132]

OKAY. PLAN B. SCREW ZOMBIES. MAKE SENTIENT AI THAT WANTS TO DESTROY THE WORLD.

[Comrade Shamrock]

ESCAPE PRISON, CONTINUE BUILDING BATTLESTATIONS WITH CITY LEVELING WEAPONARY IN SECRET

[Fniff]

CREATE TERRORIST GROUP, BLOW UP FACTORIES DISGUISING THEM AS INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS

[Salsacookies]

RELEASE A FUNGUS WHICH RELEASES A SPORE WHICH MAKES PEOPLE DUMB AND SEDENTARY

[Lightningfalcon]

MARK DOWN ON MAP WHERE I THINK THE NON-EUCLIDIAN CITY OF HORRORS WITH STRANGE SPELLING MIGHT BE.  THAT WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER.  HOPEFULLY.  IF I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT OF WHEREVER I AM.  THEN SUMMON SHOGGOTHS TO DO MY BIDDING.