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Elephant Parade

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ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:18:45 pm »

THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH (IT'LL HAPPEN AFTER TURN 10, TO BE EXACT). BUT WHAT KIND OF APOCALYPSE WILL IT BE? NOBODY KNOWS! PERFORM APOCALYPSE-RELATED TASKS TO GAIN ARBITRARY APOCALYPSE POINTS (AAP) FOR YOUR APOCALYPSE. THE APOCALYPSE WITH THE MOST AAP WILL HAPPEN, AND THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED.

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE MANDATORY. STANDARD MINIMALIST D6 RULES APPLY.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2014, 12:22:15 pm »

TURN MY HOUSE INTO AN ENERGY FREE FORTRESS
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2014, 12:32:51 pm »

DEVELOP ZOMBIE VIRUS.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2014, 01:32:51 pm »

TURN MY HOUSE INTO AN ENERGY FREE FORTRESS
(2)YOU FAIL

ALSO THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH AN APOCALYPSE, SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GAINED AAP ANYWAY.

DEVELOP ZOMBIE VIRUS.
(2)YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE MAKING THE VIRUS CONTAGIOUS.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2014, 01:35:21 pm »

GATHER A CULT TO WORSHIP MY TEACHINGS
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2014, 01:35:37 pm »

START SUMMONING METEORS!!!
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2014, 01:41:50 pm »

OFFER PREBUBESCENT GIRLS MAGICAL POWERS IN EXCHANGE FOR THE EVENTUAL CORRUPTION OF THEIR SOULS

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2014, 01:42:43 pm »

ALL CAPS IS MANDATORY, YA FOOLS
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2014, 01:49:46 pm »

MAKE PANTS SENTIENT, AND HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2014, 02:15:54 pm »

MAKE THE VIRUS RIDICULOUSLY CONTAGIOUS.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2014, 02:18:19 pm »

CREATE EMP BOMB
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2014, 03:01:15 pm »

screw the rules! i have money!

exchange money for nuclear missiles and nuclear scientists!
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2014, 03:06:34 pm »

BUILD FLYING BATTLESTATIONS

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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2014, 03:52:36 pm »

GATHER A CULT TO WORSHIP MY TEACHINGS
(3)YOUR CULT CONSISTS OF THREE PEOPLE WHO MEET IN YOUR BASEMENT

GAINED 1 AAP.

START SUMMONING METEORS!!!
(4)NORTH AMERICA IS BOMBARDED BY METEORS

GAINED 5 AAP

PUBLIC NERVOUSNESS INCREASED.

OFFER PREBUBESCENT GIRLS MAGICAL POWERS IN EXCHANGE FOR THE EVENTUAL CORRUPTION OF THEIR SOULS

Did I do that right?
(2)APPARENTLY, PEOPLE DON'T REALLY WANT MAGIC THESE DAYS

MAKE PANTS SENTIENT, AND HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH
(5)EVERYONE WEARS KILTS OR SKIRTS NOW

5 AAP GAINED

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY.

MAKE THE VIRUS RIDICULOUSLY CONTAGIOUS.
(6)EVERYONE IS AFFECTED BY IT, BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. ALSO, IT PROTECTS AGAINST OTHER VIRUSES.

HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS INCREASED SLIGHTLY.
HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY INCREASED SLIGHTLY.

CREATE EMP BOMB
(2)YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE ONE. YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANY SCIENCE COURSES.

screw the rules! i have money!

exchange money for nuclear missiles and nuclear scientists!
(2-1NOCAPS)NO. YOU HAVE NO MONEY.

BUILD FLYING BATTLESTATIONS
(3)YOU BUILD ONE SMALL FLYING BATTLESTATION. PEOPLE WONDER WHY YOU'RE BUILDING IT.

Spoiler: APOCALYPSE STATUS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HUMANITY STATUS (click to show/hide)

IF HUMANITY'S NERVOUSNESS GETS TOO HIGH, THINGS WILL START HAPPENING. MORE PEOPLE WILL TAKE SHELTER AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE, REDUCING THE WINNER'S SCORE.

IF HUMANITY'S PRODUCTIVITY GETS TOO HIGH, THEY'LL BE ABLE TO COUNTER CERTAIN ASPECTS OF MOST APOCALYPSES, REDUCING AAP.
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Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2014, 03:54:42 pm »

MAKE AN UNDERWATER PORTAL THAT WILL ALLOW DEMONS THROUGH ONCE THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS.
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