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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71756 times)

Yoink

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SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #165 on: August 04, 2014, 10:11:51 pm »
((You missed my last action! I can't quote on this phone. Also I follow the captain.))
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #166 on: August 04, 2014, 10:12:30 pm »
Use Communications to Pirates:

"Wait, are you guys still attacking? HELLO?!"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #167 on: August 04, 2014, 10:17:22 pm »
Use Communications to Nidilap: "Our captain is just about to launch his final assault and the new captain of this ship is ummm. . .Hold one for one second please."

To everyone still on board: "who wants to be the new captain?"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #168 on: August 04, 2014, 10:23:08 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 04, 2014, 10:06:41 pm
Tell the autopilot it's going to be put in time out unless it gets us to a safe area.
[8] The autopilot starts adjusting the ship's course. You might just miss the freighter.

Quote from: blazing glory on August 04, 2014, 10:09:48 pm
Look around and see if the escape pod has any emergency coffee reserves.
[4] Nope.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 04, 2014, 10:10:22 pm
"I'll let you handle the AP lyeos just call me if we need to manually fly."
Go put some of the stun-guns on charge.
[12] You hook most of the stun lasers up to the ship's power supply. They should be ready in no time.

Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2014, 10:11:51 pm
((You missed my last action! I can't quote on this phone. Also I follow the captain.))
My apologies!
[7] You open the escape pod door, enter, and close the door behind you.

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Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2014, 08:49:25 pm
Load a laser-blunderbuss with miscellaneous batteries and give the captain some backup.
[6] You find some batteries lying around. You should be able to get a few low-power shots out.

Quote from: Nidilap on August 04, 2014, 10:12:30 pm
Use Communications to Pirates:

"Wait, are you guys still attacking? HELLO?!"
[11] They definitely receive your message.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 04, 2014, 10:17:22 pm
Use Communications to Nidilap: "Our captain is just about to launch his final assault and the new captain of this ship is ummm. . .Hold one for one second please."

To everyone still on board: "who wants to be the new captain?"
[3] Your response is garbled and Nidilap can barely understand a word of it.


The escape pod fires off in the direction of the freighter. Have fun, you crazy bastards.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2014, 10:24:41 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #169 on: August 04, 2014, 10:24:46 pm »
Stupid pod! Why haven't you launched yet!?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #170 on: August 04, 2014, 10:25:49 pm »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on August 04, 2014, 10:23:08 pm
The escape pod fires off in the direction of the freighter.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #171 on: August 04, 2014, 10:27:12 pm »
"Hey lyeo's the pod hasen't fire'd we can still sto. . . . .never mind there he go's"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #172 on: August 04, 2014, 10:28:58 pm »
"Captain... Ass... Lunch... New... Ship... A-ARE YOU GUYS ATTACKING OR NOT?!"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #173 on: August 04, 2014, 10:32:33 pm »
Yargh! Make tea!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #174 on: August 04, 2014, 10:33:36 pm »
Holy cow I'm rolling high every single time!

Try to power up a stun gun with the power of my mind!

...who knows, right?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #175 on: August 04, 2014, 10:38:58 pm »
"The old Cap'n is attacking. We're currently trying to determine who the new Cap'n is - such a shame. He had my rare copy of Interstellar Justice Association's fifth issue somewhere."

Wait.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #176 on: August 04, 2014, 10:39:20 pm »
Make sure the stun-guns aren't messing with the power. And take the one's that are fully charged off.
((who's still on the ship with me and lyeo's?))
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #177 on: August 04, 2014, 10:40:05 pm »
"Captain, are you aware of your addiction?"
Offer the captain what's left of my cappucino.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #178 on: August 04, 2014, 11:12:31 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on August 04, 2014, 10:40:05 pm
"Captain, are you aware of your addiction?"
Offer the captain what's left of my cappucino.

Addiction? What be that?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #179 on: August 04, 2014, 11:36:25 pm »
BE ON STATION

TURN STATION INTO GIANT THRUSTER

THRUST INTO PIRATE FLEET
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