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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70995 times)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #150 on: August 04, 2014, 09:23:42 pm »

Realizing the Pirates are attacking the merchants, I decide to fire at the merchants to soften 'em up.

"This will be fun!"
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #151 on: August 04, 2014, 09:34:34 pm »

Go about cleaning the ship.
[11] You clean the ship so effectively that you actually finished cleaning it a while ago.

RAMMING SPEED!
[3] You're going as fast as you can. And I'm telling you now, this is not going to end well.

Realizing the Pirates are attacking the merchants, I decide to fire at the merchants to soften 'em up.

"This will be fun!"

[7] You fire a volley! Most of the shots miss.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #152 on: August 04, 2014, 09:36:47 pm »

Check for escape pods.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2014, 09:38:40 pm »

Fire again!

"DILEGUA NOTTE TRAMONTATE STELLE, TRAMONTATE STELLE, AL ALBA VINCERO! VINCERO, VIIIIIINCEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2014, 09:40:13 pm »

Find A stun gun with some power left in it and use it on BG before we get killed.

If no gun has power go with Lyeos
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #155 on: August 04, 2014, 09:41:11 pm »

Yargh! Turn the ship and set one of the escape pods on a countdown to launch into the freighter.

Make way to said escape pod and ready my Cutlass and Pistol!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #156 on: August 04, 2014, 09:52:34 pm »

Check for escape pods.
[9] Your ship has one. It looks like it's about to launch.

Fire again!

"DILEGUA NOTTE TRAMONTATE STELLE, TRAMONTATE STELLE, AL ALBA VINCERO! VINCERO, VIIIIIINCEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[0] You get so caught up the warcry that you forget to actually fire!

Find A stun gun with some power left in it and use it on BG before we get killed.

If no gun has power go with Lyeos

[4] You scramble through the lasers but can't find any with enough power.

[1] You don't know where Lyeos went!

Yargh! Turn the ship and set one of the escape pods on a countdown to launch into the freighter.

Make way to said escape pod and ready my Cutlass and Pistol!
[7] You mash the controls. The autopilot takes over. A countdown starts up for the escape pod.

[12] You charge past Lyeos and board the pod! You draw your weapons in anticipation!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #157 on: August 04, 2014, 09:55:30 pm »

GO INTO POD WITH CAPN HEINRICH!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #158 on: August 04, 2014, 09:55:41 pm »

"Ffffff- Where is my comic?!"
Remain onboard.
"Lemons, can you drive this thing?!"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #159 on: August 04, 2014, 09:56:45 pm »

Try shooting again. Third time's the charm!

((Also, war cry? Nessun Dorma.))
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #160 on: August 04, 2014, 09:58:46 pm »

"Yer. . .want me to stop the pod or just let him go?"
Take over from the autopilot.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #161 on: August 04, 2014, 10:05:53 pm »

GO INTO POD WITH CAPN HEINRICH!
[12] You do an Indiana Jones-style dive through the pod doors just before they close!

"Ffffff- Where is my comic?!"
Remain onboard.
"Lemons, can you drive this thing?!"
[1] I don't know how to make you fail this, so you remain on board.

Try shooting again. Third time's the charm!

((Also, war cry? Nessun Dorma.))
[0] You fire once again, to no avail!

((Nessun Dorma is known for its violence.))

"Yer. . .want me to stop the pod or just let him go?"
Take over from the autopilot.
[2] The autopilot tells you to sod off!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #162 on: August 04, 2014, 10:06:41 pm »

Tell the autopilot it's going to be put in time out unless it gets us to a safe area.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #163 on: August 04, 2014, 10:09:48 pm »

Look around and see if the escape pod has any emergency coffee reserves.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #164 on: August 04, 2014, 10:10:22 pm »

"I'll let you handle the AP lyeos just call me if we need to manually fly."
Go put some of the stun-guns on charge.
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