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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70957 times)

poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #60 on: August 03, 2014, 06:21:07 pm »
USE MY HACKER FRIENDS TO GET THE PLANS FROM THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #61 on: August 03, 2014, 07:18:46 pm »
Bring out my cutlass.

YAAAAREGHHH!!!! WHO'S STOLEN MY COFFEE!?

CHARGE!!!
« Last Edit: August 03, 2014, 07:59:18 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2014, 07:53:57 pm »
>COOK SOME INCREDIBLY GOOEY AND DELICIOUS MACARONI CHEESE

BE SURE THERE IS ENOUGH FOR ME AND THE CAPTAIN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2014, 08:41:05 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 06:17:43 pm
Wave shirt around above head.
[0] You tear of your shirt in an incredibly unsexy manner, and flail the rags around above your head. Most of the coffee drains onto you.

Quote from: poketwo on August 03, 2014, 06:21:07 pm
USE MY HACKER FRIENDS TO GET THE PLANS FROM THE VIDEO GAME COMPANIES
[10] Plans acquired! The video game companies are plotting to take over the multiverse!

Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 07:18:46 pm
Bring out my cutlass.

YAAAAREGHHH!!!! WHO'S STOLEN MY COFFEE!?

CHARGE!!!
[3] You resolve to get a cutlass that is easier to draw, and run into a wall.

Quote from: Yoink on August 03, 2014, 07:53:57 pm
>COOK SOME INCREDIBLY GOOEY AND DELICIOUS MACARONI CHEESE

BE SURE THERE IS ENOUGH FOR ME AND THE CAPTAIN
[4] You burn some cheese. You think there's some macaroni in there somewhere, though.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2014, 08:41:29 pm »
Wipe the coffee on BG.
"I do be the one with the coffee, sir!"
« Last Edit: August 03, 2014, 08:54:47 pm by Lyeos »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2014, 08:54:06 pm »
NOW RELESE THE PLANS TO THE PUBLIC BY POPULAR WIKI-LEAKS EQUIVILANT
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2014, 09:08:54 pm »
Start swinging my cutlass around

WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2014, 09:54:36 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 08:41:29 pm
Wipe the coffee on BG.
"I do be the one with the coffee, sir!"
[7] You get a bit of coffee on him. He doesn't seem to notice.

Quote from: poketwo on August 03, 2014, 08:54:06 pm
NOW RELESE THE PLANS TO THE PUBLIC BY POPULAR WIKI-LEAKS EQUIVILANT
[2] The public doesn't care!

Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 09:08:54 pm
Start swinging my cutlass around

WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!
[10] Your practice finally pays off! You draw the cutlass and wave it around, bellowing like a madman.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2014, 09:56:53 pm »
"Cap'n! Think we can make it to the nearest station?"
Alright. Now, take stock of:

  • Food
  • Fuel
  • Weapons
  • Currency
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2014, 09:57:03 pm »
THAT LANDLUBBER HAS MY COFFEE!!

Start attacking Lyeos.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2014, 10:13:29 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 09:56:53 pm
"Cap'n! Think we can make it to the nearest station?"
Alright. Now, take stock of:
  • Food
  • Fuel
  • Weapons
  • Currency
[8] You're not too sure about most of those, but the ship does have at least one cutlass on board.

Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 09:57:03 pm
THAT LANDLUBBER HAS MY COFFEE!!

Start attacking Lyeos.
[6 vs 0] You slash apart Lyeos' shirt!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2014, 10:14:47 pm »
"Dammit, Cap'n! We talked about this! The doctor said you weren't supposed to have coffee!"
Incapacitate the captain, BG.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #72 on: August 03, 2014, 10:16:39 pm »
Get my coffee! Brew it in the traditional pirate manner! With rum!

Caffeinated rum......best recipe of the 7 quadrants!
« Last Edit: August 03, 2014, 10:19:03 pm by blazing glory »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #73 on: August 03, 2014, 10:21:28 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 03, 2014, 10:14:47 pm
"Dammit, Cap'n! We talked about this! The doctor said you weren't supposed to have coffee!"
Incapacitate the captain, BG.
[8 vs 0] ((why so many zeroes, diceroller?)) You punch blazing glory. He flies backwards, colliding with furniture in a manner reminiscent of Jackie Chan movies!

Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 10:16:39 pm
Get my coffee! Brew it in the traditional pirate manner! With rum!
[2] You're not really in a state to be brewing coffee. You might want to get your arm looked at. Also the other arm. And some of those ribs.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #74 on: August 03, 2014, 10:22:54 pm »
Set a course for the nearest space station with medical help.
And stores.
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