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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70097 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #90 on: August 03, 2014, 10:57:25 pm »

FIRE THE PYRAMID
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #91 on: August 03, 2014, 11:04:15 pm »

Wait for arrival.
[8] You wait patiently as the ship docks.

Also wait for arrival and check if anything on the ship is broken
[11] blazing glory is sleeping in a pile of broken miscellaneous furniture. The airlock hatch is gone, but that shouldn't be a problem unless someone tries to go outside without docking first.

Dream sailing on the seas with my crew of pirates and my cutlass and Flintlock.
[0] You dream of lying in the middle of a desert, dying of thirst, with your cutlass and flintlock nowhere to be found.

FIRE THE PYRAMID
[8] You fire several stun lasers at once! They leave a large, black burn on the wall.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #92 on: August 03, 2014, 11:05:30 pm »

Wait for docking.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #93 on: August 03, 2014, 11:09:20 pm »

Have lyeos help me drag BG's sorry ass to the door and wait for docking.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #94 on: August 03, 2014, 11:45:59 pm »

Wait for docking.
[4] You try to wait, but you're interrupted by BadLemonsXI.

Have lyeos help me drag BG's sorry ass to the door and wait for docking.
[12] You conscript Lyeos' assistance in repositioning the injured captain to a more convenient location!

The ship docks with the space station.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #95 on: August 03, 2014, 11:47:34 pm »

Excellent! This is a most marvelous situation!
Turn the Cap'n over to the authorities in exchange for medical assistance.
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« Reply #96 on: August 04, 2014, 12:00:34 am »

Wake up.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #97 on: August 04, 2014, 01:03:16 am »

Excellent! This is a most marvelous situation!
Turn the Cap'n over to the authorities in exchange for medical assistance.
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« Reply #98 on: August 04, 2014, 02:03:43 am »

Excellent! This is a most marvelous situation!
Turn the Cap'n over to the authorities in exchange for medical assistance.
[9] The authorities on the station are still unconscious, but the civilians recognise the dread pirate and are quite happy to handcuff him while he's passed out. The doctors patch you up as recompense.

Wake up.
[12] You burst into wakefulness, screaming about cutlasses and rum. You're still handcuffed, but the civilians watching you are quite surprised.

Excellent! This is a most marvelous situation!
Turn the Cap'n over to the authorities in exchange for medical assistance.
Assist 
[7] You provide Lyeos with moral support. One of the doctors gives you a lollipop.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #99 on: August 04, 2014, 02:14:38 am »

NEED COFFEE!!!

Break handcuffs and hunt for coffee.
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« Reply #100 on: August 04, 2014, 03:49:00 am »

"Uh-oh," the unnamed, newly-hired crewmember mutters as he sees his captain put in handcuffs.

>To the armoury! Grab some sort of weapon with which to rescue my brave captain from the clutches o' the law!
If there is not armoury, it's empty, or I can't get meself inside, just grab a chair or break off a table leg or something.

>Perform a daring rescue, freeing Captain Heinrich wossname from his situation! All whilst grumbling about how I'm the only one who gets a bloody damn thing done around this fart-sniffing damnable bloody place!
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« Reply #101 on: August 04, 2014, 04:26:03 am »

NEED COFFEE!!!

Break handcuffs and hunt for coffee.
[10] The handcuffs were of the plastic variety, and are no match for a dread pirate captain, even one as injured as yourself. The civilians flee in terror as you begin searching for coffee.

"Uh-oh," the unnamed, newly-hired crewmember mutters as he sees his captain put in handcuffs.

>To the armoury! Grab some sort of weapon with which to rescue my brave captain from the clutches o' the law!
If there is not armoury, it's empty, or I can't get meself inside, just grab a chair or break off a table leg or something.

>Perform a daring rescue, freeing Captain Heinrich wossname from his situation! All whilst grumbling about how I'm the only one who gets a bloody damn thing done around this fart-sniffing damnable bloody place!
[2] You can't find any suitable weapon in the immediate vicinity.

[4] You attempt a daring rescue, but no-one really pays attention to you because the captain escaped on his own.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #102 on: August 04, 2014, 05:12:19 am »

Find coffee!
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« Reply #103 on: August 04, 2014, 06:11:41 am »

I'm an old man residing the space station for many years!
I always wanted to be a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!
JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CAPTAIN WITH MY LITTLE SKULLS UNDERWEAR AND MY TRUSTY sharpened BUTTER KNIFE AND OFFER HIM MY SERVICES!

...and if this fails:

GRUMBLE ABOUT IT AND WAKE UP THE SPACE SHERIFF!
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« Reply #104 on: August 04, 2014, 06:16:17 am »

I'm an old man residing the space station for many years!
I always wanted to be a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!
JUMP IN FRONT OF THE CAPTAIN WITH MY LITTLE SKULLS UNDERWEAR AND MY TRUSTY sharpened BUTTER KNIFE AND OFFER HIM MY SERVICES!

...and if this fails:

GRUMBLE ABOUT IT AND WAKE UP THE SPACE SHERIFF!

Do you have my coffee?!
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