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[Orange Wizard]

This game has been abandoned and resurrected many times. It has outlasted its sequel, in blatant defiance of sense.
There's no need to read through it if you want to join in. In fact, it's probably better if you just assume I know nothing about what's going on. Mostly because I don't.

...

AFTER THE RECENT INFLUX OF SPACE PIRATE RTDS I DECIDED TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON

YOU HAVE A SMALL SPACE PIRATE SHIP
Everyone has since relocated to an intergalactic gay bar.
The universe has since been reset. I'm not really sure what's happening.

YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING THAT A NORMAL HUMAN ON A SPACE PIRATE SHIP COULD NOT DO
Never mind. We have sentient toilet AIs after two pages. This doesn't even matter any more.

YOUR SUCCESSFULNESS WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE ROLL OF A THIRTEEN-SIDED DICE

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE OPTIONAL

[NAV]

Walk the plank.

[Lyeos]

Examine surroundings.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To be fair, Blazing Glory is just doing a reboot of an old one, which WAS his but got taken over by Kevak... Who, despite promising for months to go back to updating consistently, has continually made excuses not to. So it's not so much a lot of Space Pirate RtD's as... Rebooting one that got taken over, trying the old thread, then swapping to a new one.

Though there have been a lot of space-themed RtD's, but a lot of fantasy ones are cropping up. Guess it's just a cycle of popularity.

[blazing glory]

I kindly request that you change the thread title to prevent confusion.

Seeing how this appears to be minimalist.

[Orange Wizard]

Walk the plank.

[7] You walk over to a nearby plank. Congrats.

Examine surroundings.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To be fair, Blazing Glory is just doing a reboot of an old one, which WAS his but got taken over by Kevak... Who, despite promising for months to go back to updating consistently, has continually made excuses not to. So it's not so much a lot of Space Pirate RtD's as... Rebooting one that got taken over, trying the old thread, then swapping to a new one.

Though there have been a lot of space-themed RtD's, but a lot of fantasy ones are cropping up. Guess it's just a cycle of popularity.

You're on your own in the cabin of a fairly basic ship. There is a control panel with buttons for nearly everything within it. Yours and several other ships are floating around a nearby space station.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I saw blazing glory's thread and thought "that's a fantastic idea!". Popularity has very little to do with it.

I kindly request that you change the thread title to prevent confusion.

Seeing how this appears to be minimalist.

[13] Success! Title changed.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Be the AI of the ship.

[Lyeos]

Push every single button.

[blazing glory]

Do piracy.

[LordSlowpoke]

PIRATE GM

PUT ON CD

[Orange Wizard]

Be the AI of the ship.

[4] Your ability to be an AI is sharply limited. Have fun controlling the waste outflow pipes.

Push every single button.

[1] The first button you push ejects you into empty space. It's a shame you didn't bother putting your space suit on.

Do piracy.

[1] ((Wow, my diceroller hates you)) You dock with the station, and storm aboard demanding they surrender any valuables to you. Unfortunately, pointing your fingers at the guards and shouting "bang!" is not a good tactic against stun lasers.

PIRATE GM

PUT ON CD

[3] The GM is immune to piracy!

[11] You put on some illegally downloaded music.

[MonkeyHead]

DOWNLOAD L££T WAR3Z

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Oh I will, don't worry. Become the AI of the rest of the ship.

[blazing glory]

Suggest that it would be a capital idea if they shoot themselves!

[Orange Wizard]

DOWNLOAD L££T WAR3Z

[6] Downloaded 0 of 1337 TB. ETA: 666 years

Oh I will, don't worry. Become the AI of the rest of the ship.

[7] Your control expands to include the rest of the toilet system!

Suggest that it would be a capital idea if they shoot themselves!

[10] The guards blast the holy snot out of one another! The station and its valuables are at your mercy!

[blazing glory]

Pillage the station!