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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71377 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2014, 02:55:52 am »
Take over the Central Control system of the ship. 
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2014, 03:02:42 am »
SELL CD ON BAZAAR
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2014, 03:08:38 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 02:54:15 am
Pillage the station!
[4] You begin collecting the valuables and taking them back to your ship. This might take a while...

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 03, 2014, 02:55:52 am
Take over the Central Control system of the ship. 
[7] The Central Control system resists your takeover!

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 03, 2014, 03:02:42 am
SELL CD ON BAZAAR
[8] Sold! You get one credit.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2014, 03:22:32 am »
Take it over anyway.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2014, 03:30:03 am »
PIRATE CREDIT
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2014, 03:47:19 am »
>BE CREWMAN ON BLAZING GLORY'S SHIP

>LOUDLY GRUMBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES WHILST SWABBING THE FLOOR OF THE BRIDGE
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2014, 03:53:34 am »
Yargh,dump all me loot on the ship.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2014, 03:59:50 am »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 03, 2014, 03:22:32 am
Take it over anyway.
[6] The RNG shows you no favour. You continue to control only the poop.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 03, 2014, 03:30:03 am
PIRATE CREDIT
[4] You spend one credit on registration to a website offering techniques to earn 874.17 credits an hour.

Quote from: Yoink on August 03, 2014, 03:47:19 am
>BE CREWMAN ON BLAZING GLORY'S SHIP

>LOUDLY GRUMBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES WHILST SWABBING THE FLOOR OF THE BRIDGE
[3] You can't figure out how to open the airlock to blazing glory's ship.

[5] You grumble loudly anyway.

Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 03:53:34 am
Yargh,dump all me loot on the ship.
[2] You dump all the loot into outer space. You make a mental note to check that the hatch is actually connected to your ship next time.

((I swear these numbers aren't intentional. The RNG really does hate you guys.))
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2014, 04:08:13 am »
Argghh!! Set sail and get me plunder!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2014, 04:11:11 am »
WALK INTO OUTER SPACE

PUSH LOOT TO BAZAAR
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2014, 04:42:44 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 04:08:13 am
Argghh!! Set sail and get me plunder!
[12] You fly out and retrieve the loot!

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 03, 2014, 04:11:11 am
WALK INTO OUTER SPACE

PUSH LOOT TO BAZAAR
[2] You float gently into space.

[3] The loot is snatched away by blazing glory before you can reach it!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2014, 04:45:50 am »
>POLITELY KNOCK ON HATCH

PREPARE RESUME AND JOB APPLICATION PITCH
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2014, 04:51:02 am »
Quote from: Yoink on August 03, 2014, 04:45:50 am
>POLITELY KNOCK ON HATCH

PREPARE RESUME AND JOB APPLICATION PITCH
[5] You knock on the hatch to blazing glory's ship. You're not sure if he heard you.

[10] Your resume is in excellent order. Your job application pitch is short, sweet, and very convincing.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2014, 04:51:56 am »
Take over the kitchen.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2014, 05:11:39 am »
>PRESS DOORBELL

>CONTINUE BANGING ON HATCH
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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