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[TamerVirus]

Vivamancer.... oh yeah ¡Viva! Mán Cér. Think about all the burritos, tacos and guacamole we can conjure
I hope we have el muchacho sombero and el pancho to go with that staff

Yo.

Huh…wuh..

Yo!

Wha.. Where am I…Who are…Argh! It’s a talking Chihuahua! I must be dreaming or something...

That’s right amigo…But this aint no dream. You have been chosen!  Of all the burritos in the world…you have eaten the blessed one! And now I comes to awaken your mystical south of the border powers... and a bunch of other shit that the committee telling me to read to you. But I gots other fiesta to be getting to.. Oh yeah! Here’s your kick ass sombrero. Keep it with you at all times!

This is some weird ass dream, man…

You'll walk a new path. For a texmex mage attracts all sorts of trouble! Especially mariachi....

Ugh..No more tequila bombs before bedtime...

Pay attention freindo… Cuz your new life as a ¡Viva!Máncér begins..now! …Sucka.

Eh?

*BZZZ* *BZZZ* *BZZZ*

The alarm blasts an annoying drone, waking you from your weird dream…was it a dream?  Nevertheless, there’s this unusual sense of foreboding  lingering in the back of your mind. Chihuahuas… damn fad dogs all up in my dreams…. You groggily shuffle over to the bathroom to wash your face. But then you notice the … sombrero over your head. The Fu- okay… now what. Oh great, work begins in an hour.  Work?
Where do I work anyway? What’s my name anyway?

(SG with standard rtd dice rules. Best voted suggestion is performed, while others with vote having priority, depending on situation)
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NAME?
APPEARANCE?

Inventory
Large Sombrero
Underwear

Abilities

[Lyeos]

Name: Thaus Andolurs

Appearance: An African American individual with a shaved head and a glorious, flowing beard, Thaus lost his left eye in a car accident as a child. Despite being over six feet tall, he's not particularly muscular, yet is lean and runs rather quickly due to being on his school's track team. His remaining eye is light grey, and he has a rather long scar on his left arm from tripping and putting said arm through a window.

I did it.

[Nunzillor]

I had to, I'm sorry.

Seriously though, give me a minute.

+100
Aww, no Nacho Libre?  Y u remove?  Nevermind.

[Lyeos]

I had to, I'm sorry.

Seriously though, give me a minute.

+100
Aww, no Nacho Libre?  Y u remove?  Nevermind.

Because it's better now. Maybe.
I mean, you could have just done the same thing since I changed it. 

[TamerVirus]

Still trying to shake off the morning grogginess, you slowly look into the mirror....and see a shirtless Jack Black staring back! ARGH! Wait a second. Quickly dunking your face under a stream of cool stream of the sink, you are jolted awake by the sudden drop in temperature. Slowly reinspecting yourself in the mirror, you see your normal self once more: Thaus Andolurs...tall, dark and lean.  A number of small scars streak across your face, a mute reminder of that accident so long ago...but all of that is drowned out by THE HILARIOUS SOMBRERO covering your bald head. Hey, might as well wear it for kicks.

As you stroke your wiry beard, a low grumble resonates from your belly. Oh yes, breakfast time. You wander over to the kitchen and grasp the chrome handles...and a feel a strange energy.

You open the door and see...
The hell? Where did everything go?!?
The only thing you see is a half drunk bottle of Mexican beer, a moldy avocado, some tortillas, and a jar of expired queso.

Man...the hell am I gonna eat.

Yo!

AHGH! Turning around, you see a Chihuahua sitting at your table

Yo! Hey esse, I, uh forgot give you a specialization path, so, uh ... Pick something that suits you from el refrigerador, K'?

The dog then vanishes in a flash.

Now what?
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Thaus Andolurs

Inventory
Sombrero
Underwear

Abilities
Burst of Speed

[Lyeos]

BEER!

[TamerVirus]

You grab the old Grupo Modelo beer bottle and close the fridge door.

....Yo! Picking the path of el fiesta! Hinder and distract foes with booze and party! Good man...

Great, now the chihuahua is being a stereotype IN YOUR MIND. Well...beer in the hand means only one thing. Bottoms up!

New Trait!
*-Path of the fiesta-*
(Bonus to 'Fiesta' quality spells)

As the light amber beer warms the stomach, an unusual feeling well up as well. No it's not feelings associated with the liquid breakfast

[1] You burp disgustingly as golden froth shoots out of your mouth. Bleh.

New Ability!
[Carbonation] - the power to bubble things up

In a flash, the beer bottle replenishes itself and looks good as new. Drinking before work. Awesome.

Your boozy moment is ruined by a loud crashing noise from the living room. The hell was that?

Looking from behind a door, you see a large heavy set fella in... a skeleton costume swinging around a steel folding chair! He's standing on the busted pile that was... Is that....SON OF A BITCH. THE TV! AND YOU JUST FINISHED PAYING IT OFF TOO!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The luchadores shall destroy el !viva¡ máncér...FOR IT IS OUR DESTINA

ENCOUNTER: La Parka

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Thaus Andolurs

Inventory
Sombrero
Underwear
Bottle of Mexican Beer

Abilities
Burst of Speed
[Carbination]

Traits
Path of the Fiesta

[Lyeos]

The bottle. We must break it and stab him with it.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Carbonation bomb!

[TamerVirus]

The chair wielding intruder hasn't noticed you yet. Time to take this fool out! Looking at the bottle, you remember all those bar fights from back in the day. [4] You quickly smack the bottle against the countertop, creating a jagged ring of glass at the expensive of tasty booze.

Bottle -> Broken Bottle

[4] Smashing glass isn't the most stealthy course of action....

Ah! So you are home, el mágico maléfico! I will crush your skull in the name of the Lucha Libre!

Looks like skeleton hoodie man knows you're home. That steel chair looks like it could break some bones... He's slowly walking this way, but it appears that he hasn't pinpointed your exact location! It's time to quickly inspect the pantry! [6][5] Aha! Perfect! A spare mini keg from that rager a few weeks back. Time to put this to good use. After pointing at it for a few seconds, it feels like a bomb about to go off. Just as needed. Turning around the door, you fling the keg into the luchador's direction! It explodes violently in a shower of booze and shrapnel! [1] La Parka is wholly unlucky as he catches a jagged shard in his neck and his guts. You charge out, bottle in hand, but you find the man crumpled to the floor and bleeding out!

[5] Y-you... *cough* wi..ll... d-die.... so.o.n...enou...

...how anticlimactic...

Well shit, that was self defense, just in case anyone asks. A quick glance at the clock and... Oh hell, you're gonna be late for work if you don't do anything soon! But what we gonna do with this dead guy? These also a knock from the front door...

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Thaus Andolurs

Status
Bueno

Inventory
Sombrero
Underwear
Broken Bottle

Abilities
Burst of Speed
[Carbination]

Traits
Path of the Fiesta

[Lyeos]

Ahem
The only logical course of action is to use our newfound powers to turn him into booze.
Then answer the door.

[Nunzillor]

Ahem
The only logical course of action is to use our newfound powers to turn him into booze.
Then answer the door.

Woah, we can do that?  If so +1.

[Lyeos]

Probably not, but it's worth a shot.