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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42851 times)

Beirus

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #375 on: August 13, 2014, 01:40:09 am »

((Seriously, I couldn't have merged with Jupiter or Saturn instead? Or maybe Uranus. I would have destroyed Uranus. Or maybe turned Uranus into a weapon of mass destruction after penetrating its gassy exterior and reaching its core. The galaxy would have lived in fear of Uranus.))

Respawn as something really awesome.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2014, 01:59:16 am by Beirus »
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #376 on: August 13, 2014, 04:24:54 am »

burn a cross. wear a pajama.
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Kingbodz

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #377 on: August 13, 2014, 10:06:04 am »

Steal experimental weaponary from the space government
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #378 on: August 13, 2014, 10:41:40 am »

Little did the police know that this was a TRAP. It wasn't me that was sentenced to death, but THEM.  Steal their top secret police cruiser and embark on space pirate adventure.
Unless I was already killed.  In which case spawn and turn into a giant mecha
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Tawa

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #379 on: August 13, 2014, 01:45:37 pm »

PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #380 on: August 13, 2014, 03:27:06 pm »

RESPAWN AND TAKE OVER THE ASTERHORDE.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #381 on: August 16, 2014, 12:37:01 am »

Complain that literally nobody succeeded in any action last turn.
(4)YOUR COMPLAINT IS NOTIFIED BY THE OMNIVERSAL BUREAUCRACY.

((because why? (no vague answers like because)))
Have nightmares
BECAUSE OF SPECIFIC REASONS.
(5)YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE SO HORRIBLE THAT THEY DRIVE YOU INSANE. -5 TO ALL ACTIONS.

((Seriously, I couldn't have merged with Jupiter or Saturn instead? Or maybe Uranus. I would have destroyed Uranus. Or maybe turned Uranus into a weapon of mass destruction after penetrating its gassy exterior and reaching its core. The galaxy would have lived in fear of Uranus.))

Respawn as something really awesome.

(6)YOU RESPAWN AS AN ITEM THAT'S TOO AWESOME TO USE. YOU WILL BE STUCK IN STORAGE, FOREVER.

burn a cross. wear a pajama.
(6)YOU DO THESE THINGS, AND THEN DIE FOR SOME REASON

Steal experimental weaponary from the space government
(1)THE GOVERNMENT CATCHES YOU. YOU ARE EXECUTED.

Little did the police know that this was a TRAP. It wasn't me that was sentenced to death, but THEM.  Steal their top secret police cruiser and embark on space pirate adventure.
Unless I was already killed.  In which case spawn and turn into a giant mecha
(6)YOU TURN INTO A MECHA. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE NOT A SENTIENT MECHA.

PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.
(5)YOU FINISH THE GAME IN TEN MINUTES WITHOUT GETTING A SINGLE GAME OVER.

RESPAWN AND TAKE OVER THE ASTERHORDE.
(6)YOU DO SO, BUT THEN YOU SLOWLY TURN INTO AN ASTERHORDE IN A WEIRD METAPHOR FOR THE MOST RECENT ATTEMPT AT COMMUNISM
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #382 on: August 16, 2014, 12:43:10 am »

It's been a while since I've been here, but I'm back, and I'm ready to
Go shopping!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #383 on: August 16, 2014, 12:51:10 am »

Go on a mindless rampage, until some young kid who is a symbol for hope and innocence breaks through the police barriers, and bravely stands up to me, convincing me of the value of human life, therefore granting sentience.
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Beirus

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #384 on: August 16, 2014, 01:25:55 am »

Use awesome item powers to become self-using.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #385 on: August 16, 2014, 02:02:20 am »

Spawn as legendary cheesemaker and grand master potash maker.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #386 on: August 16, 2014, 05:33:33 am »

Respawn as Obama's toe. Kick myself.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #387 on: August 16, 2014, 12:13:02 pm »

THROW OFF ALL COMMUNIST IDEAS. HAVE THE ASTERHORDE ASSAULT EARTH.
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People just be cray cray, yo.
I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
I’m not Shakerag!
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #388 on: August 16, 2014, 08:42:38 pm »

Roll an 1
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Kingbodz

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #389 on: August 17, 2014, 10:38:01 am »

Respawn and form a rebellion.
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