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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 41992 times)

Beirus

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #375 on: August 13, 2014, 01:40:09 am »
((Seriously, I couldn't have merged with Jupiter or Saturn instead? Or maybe Uranus. I would have destroyed Uranus. Or maybe turned Uranus into a weapon of mass destruction after penetrating its gassy exterior and reaching its core. The galaxy would have lived in fear of Uranus.))

Respawn as something really awesome.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2014, 01:59:16 am by Beirus »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #376 on: August 13, 2014, 04:24:54 am »
burn a cross. wear a pajama.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Kingbodz

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #377 on: August 13, 2014, 10:06:04 am »
Steal experimental weaponary from the space government
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #378 on: August 13, 2014, 10:41:40 am »
Little did the police know that this was a TRAP. It wasn't me that was sentenced to death, but THEM.  Steal their top secret police cruiser and embark on space pirate adventure.
Unless I was already killed.  In which case spawn and turn into a giant mecha
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #379 on: August 13, 2014, 01:45:37 pm »
PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #380 on: August 13, 2014, 03:27:06 pm »
RESPAWN AND TAKE OVER THE ASTERHORDE.
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Quote from: kaijyuu  on March 23, 2013, 11:40:26 pm
People just be cray cray, yo.
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 27, 2014, 05:19:55 pm
I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
Quote from: Shakerag on November 07, 2014, 06:29:25 pm
I’m not Shakerag!
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #381 on: August 16, 2014, 12:37:01 am »
Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 13, 2014, 12:40:32 am
Complain that literally nobody succeeded in any action last turn.
(4)YOUR COMPLAINT IS NOTIFIED BY THE OMNIVERSAL BUREAUCRACY.

Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 13, 2014, 01:30:12 am
((because why? (no vague answers like because)))
Have nightmares
BECAUSE OF SPECIFIC REASONS.
(5)YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE SO HORRIBLE THAT THEY DRIVE YOU INSANE. -5 TO ALL ACTIONS.

Quote from: Beirus on August 13, 2014, 01:40:09 am
((Seriously, I couldn't have merged with Jupiter or Saturn instead? Or maybe Uranus. I would have destroyed Uranus. Or maybe turned Uranus into a weapon of mass destruction after penetrating its gassy exterior and reaching its core. The galaxy would have lived in fear of Uranus.))

Respawn as something really awesome.

(6)YOU RESPAWN AS AN ITEM THAT'S TOO AWESOME TO USE. YOU WILL BE STUCK IN STORAGE, FOREVER.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 13, 2014, 04:24:54 am
burn a cross. wear a pajama.
(6)YOU DO THESE THINGS, AND THEN DIE FOR SOME REASON

Quote from: Kingbodz on August 13, 2014, 10:06:04 am
Steal experimental weaponary from the space government
(1)THE GOVERNMENT CATCHES YOU. YOU ARE EXECUTED.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 13, 2014, 10:41:40 am
Little did the police know that this was a TRAP. It wasn't me that was sentenced to death, but THEM.  Steal their top secret police cruiser and embark on space pirate adventure.
Unless I was already killed.  In which case spawn and turn into a giant mecha
(6)YOU TURN INTO A MECHA. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU ARE NOT A SENTIENT MECHA.

Quote from: Tawarochir on August 13, 2014, 01:45:37 pm
PLAY CHRONO TRIGGER.
(5)YOU FINISH THE GAME IN TEN MINUTES WITHOUT GETTING A SINGLE GAME OVER.

Quote from: masked_krusader on August 13, 2014, 03:27:06 pm
RESPAWN AND TAKE OVER THE ASTERHORDE.
(6)YOU DO SO, BUT THEN YOU SLOWLY TURN INTO AN ASTERHORDE IN A WEIRD METAPHOR FOR THE MOST RECENT ATTEMPT AT COMMUNISM
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #382 on: August 16, 2014, 12:43:10 am »
It's been a while since I've been here, but I'm back, and I'm ready to
Go shopping!!!!
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #383 on: August 16, 2014, 12:51:10 am »
Go on a mindless rampage, until some young kid who is a symbol for hope and innocence breaks through the police barriers, and bravely stands up to me, convincing me of the value of human life, therefore granting sentience.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Beirus

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #384 on: August 16, 2014, 01:25:55 am »
Use awesome item powers to become self-using.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #385 on: August 16, 2014, 02:02:20 am »
Spawn as legendary cheesemaker and grand master potash maker.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #386 on: August 16, 2014, 05:33:33 am »
Respawn as Obama's toe. Kick myself.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

masked_krusader

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #387 on: August 16, 2014, 12:13:02 pm »
THROW OFF ALL COMMUNIST IDEAS. HAVE THE ASTERHORDE ASSAULT EARTH.
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Quote from: kaijyuu  on March 23, 2013, 11:40:26 pm
People just be cray cray, yo.
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 27, 2014, 05:19:55 pm
I don't really expect to die from appendicitis after surviving the apocalypse.
Quote from: Shakerag on November 07, 2014, 06:29:25 pm
I’m not Shakerag!
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #388 on: August 16, 2014, 08:42:38 pm »
Roll an 1
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Kingbodz

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #389 on: August 17, 2014, 10:38:01 am »
Respawn and form a rebellion.
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