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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 43073 times)

Lightningfalcon

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #210 on: July 31, 2014, 02:03:20 pm »
Use radiation powers to increase the power of the nuke.
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Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Tawa

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #211 on: July 31, 2014, 03:19:44 pm »
>Kill six people with a mechanical pencil.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #212 on: July 31, 2014, 03:21:38 pm »
Point out that I was an inanimate object, and thus can't actually die.

Also be fireproof. Yes. I am a boomerang made out of stuff what doesn't melt in lava. Somehow.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #213 on: July 31, 2014, 04:32:15 pm »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on July 31, 2014, 11:32:52 am
Dance dance.
(1-1)Your dance attracts zombies. They kill you.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 31, 2014, 11:33:50 am
Continue my quest!
(4-1)You make it a bit farther.

Quote from: Nidilap on July 31, 2014, 11:35:02 am
Respawn with a Helicopter armed with a squirt gun with napalm, and some heavy duty matches.
(3)You respawn with a normal squirt gun.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 31, 2014, 11:37:04 am
I'm am an alien! Shoot lasers at people and things!
(2)You respawn as a person.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 31, 2014, 12:01:19 pm
Run away! KICK MYSELF IN THE TOE FOR GODS' SAKE.
(1-1)You kick yourself in the toe. You trip and fall. Zombies kill you.

Quote from: Beirus on July 31, 2014, 12:04:58 pm
Respawn as something awesome and immune to radiation.
(4)You respawn as a mutant with light radiation resistance.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 31, 2014, 12:14:11 pm
((I survived for 2 turns. The record in the OP is 1 turn. Ergo, I'm winning.))

Respawn in a hospital bed.
Eh. I'm thinking of just removing high scores, since keeping track of them is a pain.
(4)You respawn inside a hospital. Too bad it's full of zombies!

Quote from: Sarrak on July 31, 2014, 01:49:03 pm
Mutate! Acidic rainbows!
(1-1)You explode into a pool of acid. You die.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on July 31, 2014, 02:03:20 pm
Use radiation powers to increase the power of the nuke.
(4)Okay.

Quote from: Tawarochir on July 31, 2014, 03:19:44 pm
>Kill six people with a mechanical pencil.
(3-1)You throw your pencil at someone. It misses.

Quote from: Yoink on July 31, 2014, 03:21:38 pm
Point out that I was an inanimate object, and thus can't actually die.

Also be fireproof. Yes. I am a boomerang made out of stuff what doesn't melt in lava. Somehow.
(6)You become everythingproof. Unfortunately, this includes possession-proof. Your spirit dies, leaving behind a superboomerang.

The nuke goes off. Everyone who was in the city or crater is killed, though the zombies survive because I hate you. The city is destroyed, leaving behind a massive crater. The boomerang endures the blast.
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Lightningfalcon

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #214 on: July 31, 2014, 04:43:05 pm »
Spawn.  Then summon aliens.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #215 on: July 31, 2014, 04:48:21 pm »
Go... chill in the afterlife, I guess?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #216 on: July 31, 2014, 04:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on July 31, 2014, 04:48:21 pm
Go... chill in the afterlife, I guess?
You could just respawn.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #217 on: July 31, 2014, 04:50:26 pm »
Fiiiiiine.

>Respawn as a clinically depressed chihuahua wedged in the buttcrack of its morbidly obese female owner.
As she walks around town putting up "lost dog" posters.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #218 on: July 31, 2014, 04:50:57 pm »
Respawn as an astrophysic.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #219 on: July 31, 2014, 05:05:40 pm »
Respawn with a hammer. Bash zombies brains in
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #220 on: July 31, 2014, 05:13:28 pm »
Respawn as something more awesome than last time.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #221 on: July 31, 2014, 05:38:53 pm »
Keep walking!
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #222 on: July 31, 2014, 07:09:32 pm »
Steal GM's Job, share it with other players as a council which continuously bickers and does nothing while GM works from the shadows.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 06, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
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tuypo1

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #223 on: July 31, 2014, 07:38:38 pm »
respawn as a sex addict
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #224 on: July 31, 2014, 07:42:58 pm »
Respawn as a nuke. Explode.
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