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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42939 times)

Yoink

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ACTUALLY, I am Australian and thus reared in the ancient art of boomerang-catching (as well as suplexing crocodiles and clinging to the ground so as not to fall into space). You forgot my reaction roll, good sir GM!
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Sarrak

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Find something edible. Being an idiot, "edible" could be anything in a wide range of materials.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Tawa

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>Respawn as ninja. Kill everybody with a mechanical pencil.
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BadLemonsXI

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ACTUALLY, I am Australian and thus reared in the ancient art of boomerang-catching (as well as suplexing crocodiles and clinging to the ground so as not to fall into space). You forgot my reaction roll, good sir GM!
(*Lemons nods in approval on this assessment of us* We can also fend of the koala bears that are known to drop out of trees and eat people.)
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tuypo1

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Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress
respawn as mothra
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Nidilap

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Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress

I know, right? TOADY STOP PLAYING DOTA 2 AND ADD THIS TO DF 40! Please.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

IcyTea31

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Grab my arm and run for the hospital.

((Again a -1, even though I have a +1 to negate it?))
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There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

Elephant Parade

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Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress

I know, right? TOADY STOP PLAYING DOTA 2 AND ADD THIS TO DF 40! Please.
Toady One plays Dota 2? Huh.

Respawn and find the owner and force feed him the coins
If you're referencing something from a few pages back, please include context.
(4)Unfortunately, the owner has been zombified along with everyone else. He bites your arm off.

RESPAWN AS OBAMA. NUKE RUSSIANS. KICK MYSELF IN THE TOE.
(6)You respawn as an Obama clone. You throw a nuke at Russia, but you're not very strong, so you just sort of drop it on the ground. It'll go off in two turns.

Walk to an ocean. Buy a sailing ship.
(6)You walk to the ocean. You attract the attention of a kraken. The kraken eats you. You die.

Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
(6)Your leg has been zombified. It bludgeons you to death after you pick it up.

Leave the crater, go somewhere else.
(3-1)You trip and fall on the edge of the crater. You break your nose.

Plant sunflowers to clean up the radiation
(5-1)It'll take 100 turns for them to remove the radiation.

Spawn as superhero who is immune to radiation.  Proceed to fly out of crater. 
(2)You respawn as a normal person.

ACTUALLY, I am Australian and thus reared in the ancient art of boomerang-catching (as well as suplexing crocodiles and clinging to the ground so as not to fall into space). You forgot my reaction roll, good sir GM!
(5)You turn into a boomerang.

Find something edible. Being an idiot, "edible" could be anything in a wide range of materials.
(5-1)You eat a battery. You have a bad case of stomach acid.

>Respawn as ninja. Kill everybody with a mechanical pencil.
(5)You respawn as a ninja. You can't do that in one turn!

Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress
respawn as mothra

(6)You respawn as a normal human being because I don't know who/what mothra is.

Grab my arm and run for the hospital.

((Again a -1, even though I have a +1 to negate it?))
Uh.

It was.

GM hatred-of-bookkeeping penalty.

Your arm regrows.
(6)You run into the hospital wall. Unfortunately, the wall is covered in invisible spikes. You die.
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tuypo1

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become Godzilla
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IcyTea31

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Get on the high score list. Respawn at the hospital. Check around if it's an evil one.
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There is a world yet only seen by physicists and magicians.

Beirus

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Get away from all the radiation.
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Vow revenge! Find a boat and crew willing to go Kraken hunting with me.
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tuypo1

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Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress

I know, right? TOADY STOP PLAYING DOTA 2 AND ADD THIS TO DF 40! Please.
I made a suggestion http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=141532.0
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Sarrak

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Three 5 in a row! Not bad.

Ignore it and find something else.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Yoink

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I would have thought turning into a boomerang would be the result of a 6. Oh well.

>Fly around, find a champion worthy of wielding me and equip myself as their primary weapon.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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