Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress
I know, right? TOADY STOP PLAYING DOTA 2 AND ADD THIS TO DF 40! Please.
Toady One plays Dota 2? Huh.
Respawn and find the owner and force feed him the coins
If you're referencing something from a few pages back, please include context.
(4)Unfortunately, the owner has been zombified along with everyone else. He bites your arm off.
RESPAWN AS OBAMA. NUKE RUSSIANS. KICK MYSELF IN THE TOE.
(6)You respawn as an Obama clone. You throw a nuke at Russia, but you're not very strong, so you just sort of drop it on the ground. It'll go off in two turns.
Walk to an ocean. Buy a sailing ship.
(6)You walk to the ocean. You attract the attention of a kraken. The kraken eats you. You die.
Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
(6)Your leg has been zombified. It bludgeons you to death after you pick it up.
Leave the crater, go somewhere else.
(3-1)You trip and fall on the edge of the crater. You break your nose.
Plant sunflowers to clean up the radiation
(5-1)It'll take 100 turns for them to remove the radiation.
Spawn as superhero who is immune to radiation. Proceed to fly out of crater.
(2)You respawn as a normal person.
ACTUALLY, I am Australian and thus reared in the ancient art of boomerang-catching (as well as suplexing crocodiles and clinging to the ground so as not to fall into space). You forgot my reaction roll, good sir GM!
(5)You turn into a boomerang.
Find something edible. Being an idiot, "edible" could be anything in a wide range of materials.
(5-1)You eat a battery. You have a bad case of stomach acid.
>Respawn as ninja. Kill everybody with a mechanical pencil.
(5)You respawn as a ninja. You can't do that in one turn!
Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
You should be able to do this in dwarf fortress
respawn as mothra
(6)You respawn as a normal human being because I don't know who/what mothra is.
Grab my arm and run for the hospital.
((Again a -1, even though I have a +1 to negate it?))
Uh.
It was.
GM hatred-of-bookkeeping penalty.
Your arm regrows.
(6)You run into the hospital wall. Unfortunately, the wall is covered in invisible spikes. You die.
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