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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 43010 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my jo
« Reply #165 on: July 30, 2014, 02:49:33 pm »
Go back in time and kill Tawarochir before he casted nuke.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #166 on: July 30, 2014, 02:53:04 pm »
Observe my new surroundings.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #167 on: July 30, 2014, 02:53:30 pm »
SING SEA SHANTIES. RUN TO OBAMA. KICK IN THE TOE. NAO.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #168 on: July 30, 2014, 02:56:38 pm »
Run away to a city with a hospital, get my rads treated.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #169 on: July 30, 2014, 02:56:52 pm »
Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 30, 2014, 01:41:00 pm
Pretend to be an airplane. (Cult of the wind style)
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #170 on: July 30, 2014, 03:00:38 pm »
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #171 on: July 30, 2014, 03:21:43 pm »
Respawn and wander out of the crater.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #172 on: July 30, 2014, 03:51:28 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on July 30, 2014, 02:48:32 pm
Without gun, I collect a bunch of rocks and decide to travel east. Maybe there will be a new Respawn site, a fresh start at chaos again.
(4-1)You walk out of the crater. You are attacked by zombies! [3-1]You lose a leg! -1 to movement.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 30, 2014, 02:49:33 pm
Go back in time and kill Tawarochir before he casted nuke.
(5-1)You go back in time to 0.00000001 second before he casted NUKE. He casts NUKE before you can do anything. You die; the future is unchanged.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 30, 2014, 02:53:04 pm
Observe my new surroundings.
(4)You're in the world of spirit death. You die.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 30, 2014, 02:53:30 pm
SING SEA SHANTIES. RUN TO OBAMA. KICK IN THE TOE. NAO.
(1-1)You don't even know where Obama is. You sing sea shanties, but you accidentally revive a ghost pirate. The ghost pirate kills you and steals your shoes, which were made of solid gold.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 30, 2014, 02:56:38 pm
Run away to a city with a hospital, get my rads treated.
(5-1)You make it to the outskirts of Spawn City. As you run, you are attacked by zombies! [3-1]You lose an arm! -1 to fighting.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 30, 2014, 03:21:43 pm
Respawn and wander out of the crater.
(3)You make it to the edge of the crater.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #173 on: July 30, 2014, 03:53:14 pm »
Respawn and find the owner and force feed him the coins
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #174 on: July 30, 2014, 03:55:44 pm »
RESPAWN AS OBAMA. NUKE RUSSIANS. KICK MYSELF IN THE TOE.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #175 on: July 30, 2014, 03:58:48 pm »
Walk to an ocean. Buy a sailing ship.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #176 on: July 30, 2014, 04:05:17 pm »
Pick up my leg and use it as a crutch. I continue east.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #177 on: July 30, 2014, 04:05:32 pm »
Leave the crater, go somewhere else.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #178 on: July 30, 2014, 04:40:40 pm »
Plant sunflowers to clean up the radiation
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 21, 2016, 12:36:43 pm
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #179 on: July 30, 2014, 05:19:04 pm »
Spawn as superhero who is immune to radiation.  Proceed to fly out of crater. 
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.
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