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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42867 times)

Persus13

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #120 on: July 29, 2014, 09:11:20 am »
Respawn inside the Empire State Building.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #121 on: July 29, 2014, 12:13:15 pm »
Quote from: Beirus on July 28, 2014, 09:47:12 pm
Claim I only fought in self-defense.
(4-1)They don't believe you.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 28, 2014, 09:59:26 pm
Walk out of the pit and buy ice cream.
(3-1)You trip on the edge of the pit and fall into a pool of acid. You suffer horrifying burns.

Quote from: Sarrak on July 28, 2014, 10:38:39 pm
Respawn as a scientist.
(1)You respawn as the stupidest person to ever live.

Quote from: TalonisWolf on July 28, 2014, 11:07:05 pm
I meant for the rocks to kill me as well as everyone else, the invincible speech was a reference to James Bond Goldeneye.
(4-1)A rock falls on you. You die.

Quote from: Tawarochir on July 29, 2014, 12:56:34 am
>Respawn.

>Hide in the completely safe capsule a lá Mother 3, breaking the game.
(5)You hide in the completely safe capsule! You have broken the game! The capsule explodes for no reason whatsoever, killing you. Don't break games.

Quote from: Kingbodz on July 29, 2014, 01:17:12 am
leave the crated and find a airport
(1-1)A plane crashes on you. You die.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 29, 2014, 01:39:57 am
Be the rock that falls and causes everyone to die.
(5)You manage to kill everyone still in the crater.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on July 29, 2014, 04:12:31 am
Form an evil organization with my clones.
(4-1)The clones kick you out for not being evil.

Quote from: Yoink on July 29, 2014, 05:59:48 am
>Sit the bear down on the couch and offer him/her a calming glass of whiskey.
(5-1)The bear accepts. You are now dealing with a drunk bear.

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 29, 2014, 06:26:36 am
Respawn as a wizard.
(2)No. You respawn as a normal person.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 29, 2014, 06:43:49 am
Respawn as a smart radiation zombie
(6)You respawn as an incredibly smart radiation zombie. The government immediately captures you to prevent the spread of the zombie plague.

Quote from: tuypo1 on July 29, 2014, 09:10:31 am
Respawn as a hermaphrodite who ran away from his family that thought him a freak to the radioactive crater
(6)You respawn.

Quote from: Persus13 on July 29, 2014, 09:11:20 am
Respawn inside the Empire State Building.
(2)You respawn inside the crater.
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Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #122 on: July 29, 2014, 12:21:33 pm »
Respawn and look for treasure in the crater
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #123 on: July 29, 2014, 12:24:13 pm »
Be about as dead as a rock. Respawn. Take some iodine tablets.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #124 on: July 29, 2014, 12:43:11 pm »
Become a wizard.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #125 on: July 29, 2014, 12:53:21 pm »
Find ice cream and put it on my burns.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #126 on: July 29, 2014, 12:57:09 pm »
Idiots usually have long and untroubled lives. Right?
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #127 on: July 29, 2014, 01:31:59 pm »
Shit.

>Respawn as a ninja. Throw throwing stars at everybody else.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #128 on: July 29, 2014, 01:33:54 pm »
Respawn as badass outside crater.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #129 on: July 29, 2014, 02:20:46 pm »
Sing SEA SHANTIES.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #130 on: July 29, 2014, 04:17:04 pm »
Break out of government facility
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #131 on: July 29, 2014, 05:43:07 pm »
Quote from: Kingbodz on July 29, 2014, 12:21:33 pm
Respawn and look for treasure in the crater
(4)You find 10 gold coins.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on July 29, 2014, 12:24:13 pm
Be about as dead as a rock. Respawn. Take some iodine tablets.
(6)You overdose on iodine, reversing your radioactive polarity field. You are torn apart!

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on July 29, 2014, 12:43:11 pm
Become a wizard.
(1-1)You try to make a deal with an elemental to gain magical power, but the elemental just kills you.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 29, 2014, 12:53:21 pm
Find ice cream and put it on my burns.
(3-1)You do so. Unfortunately, the ice cream turns out to be poisoned.

Quote from: Sarrak on July 29, 2014, 12:57:09 pm
Idiots usually have long and untroubled lives. Right?
(5-1)You don't know how to walk.

Quote from: Tawarochir on July 29, 2014, 01:31:59 pm
Shit.

>Respawn as a ninja. Throw throwing stars at everybody else.
(6)Unfortunately, the police had heard word of your arrival. They project an anti-throwing star field, preventing you from killing anyone.

Quote from: Beirus on July 29, 2014, 01:33:54 pm
Respawn as badass outside crater.
(6)You respawn as someone wanted for making several buildings implode. The police spot you.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 29, 2014, 02:20:46 pm
Sing SEA SHANTIES.
(4-1)Your voice is raspy. You probably have a cold.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 29, 2014, 04:17:04 pm
Break out of government facility
(3-1)They recapture you. They cut off both your legs so you can't run away again.
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Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #132 on: July 29, 2014, 06:19:11 pm »
Find an antidote for the poison
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #133 on: July 29, 2014, 06:40:25 pm »
Be a ghost.
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Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying
« Reply #134 on: July 29, 2014, 06:41:35 pm »
find a cash for gold store and sell my coins
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