((Damn spellcheck.))
Respawn as a wizard.
(1)You respawn as an extremely old man. You keel over instantly from the radiation.
Go to E.R, for GREAT MEDICAL ATTENTION
(1)You sign up for medical procedures. Unfortunately, the surgeon turns out to be insane. You are sliced into pieces (this kills you, if you weren't sure).
Restart my ruined body to prove that I really can't die from radiation.
(3-1)No.
Respawn in Las Vegas
(2)No. You respawn in the crater.
Respawn and equip my magic armour.
(2)The magic armour drains your life force to fuel itself. You die.
((Assuming respawn))
Go back in time. Knock past-me unconscious. Recast NUKE, directed only at the cops.
(4)You go back in time. Unfortunately, you overshoot. You end up going back to an ice age; even worse, the area you are currently in was a glacier. You suffocate and die.
I'm Invincable! * Cue Roccks Fall, Party Death*[/b]
Get rid of the competition so I am the last one standing- Hunger Games Style, only more Practical and Pragmatic.
(4-1)You flail at some random person, but you miss.
Kill that guy who attacked me.
(6-1)You hit TamerVirus with a rock, killing him. The police arrive.
Find a competent doctor. Get healed.
(4-1)You find a doctor that looks semi-competent. They try to heal you. Your radiation penalty is reduced from 0.1 to 0.99999999...!
Head towards a hospital.
(1-1)You trip and fall. Unfortunately, you fall into a hole. The hole leads to the Earth's molten core. You die.
((Why'd I get a -1? I wasn't poisoned by the radiation, remember?))
I'm Invincable! * Cue Roccks Fall, Party Death*[/b]
Get rid of the competition so I am the last one standing- Hunger Games Style, only more Practical and Pragmatic.
Respawn 20 meters above him as a rock.
It was, uh, a hatred-of-bookkeeping penalty.
(3)You respawn as a random rock, 20 meters away from him. Unfortunately, you do not qualify for high scores in this form.
bury my head in the ground so I can suffocate
(5-1)You succeed. You die.
Spawn.
(6)You spawn, along with twelve clones of yourself. The clones are all evil.
Gee, that sure was a tasty sandwich! Go into my non-exploded kitchen, open my not-at-all-destroyed fridge, and get myself a glass of milk to wash down that yummy sandwich that totally didn't kill me. At all.
(3-1)The fridge has been destroyed. In its place is an angry bear.
Spew radiation from my body
(4-1)You vomit. This vomit is slightly radioactive.
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