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[Elephant Parade]

GM Note: Penalties no longer apply on a 6, because I want you all to die.

leave the crater and find a car

(6)You see a car driving down the road. You run out onto the road in an attempt to get the car to stop, but it runs you over. You die.

((How can a goats get radiation poisoning?))
Psionicly heal the genetic damage.

You're a goat? Why can't a goat get radiation poisoning?
(1)You intensify the radiation. You die of radiation poisoning.

Leave crater. Seek hospital and get help for GREAT RADIATION

(5-1)You arrive at a nearby hospital.

Get healed.

(4-1)Unfortunately, the doctor is not very competent. He thinks that the best way to heal you is to apply lots of bandages. You are now covered in bandages; -1 to all actions.

Develop radioactive evolution, so I evolve when exposed to radioactivity.

(5-1)You do so. Unfortunately, these mutations are probably not going to be beneficial.

Leave the crater and go to Yuca Mountain.

(5-1)That's too far away.

Forge magic armour to protect me from radiation.

(5-1)You do so! Unfortunately, imbuing the magic requires you to sacrifice your life. You die.

Just walk out. The suit will protect me.

(3-1)The base is hit by a nuclear missile. You do not survive.

kill myself rather then die a slow painful death from radiation poisoning

(2-1)You start hitting yourself in the head with a rock. This doesn't kill you, though it does injure you. Further -1 to all actions.

I can't die from such small doze of radiation!

(6)Apparently you can't. To prove this, you walk into the centre of the crater. Unfortunately, that area does not have a small dose of radiation. It has a large dose of radiation, which is enough to kill you. You die.

>Eat magical healing sandwich.

(6)You are filled with life force! You overload and explode.

Develop radioactive evolution, so I evolve when exposed to radioactivity.

Turn off this guy's aura by turning off his life

(3-1)You try to attack him, but you miss. You trip, and your head hits a rock, knocking you out.

[The Froggy Ninja]

((Damn spellcheck.))
Respawn as a wizard.

[Salsacookies]

Go to E.R, for GREAT MEDICAL ATTENTION

[Sarrak]

Restart my ruined body to prove that I really can't die from radiation.

[Kingbodz]

Respawn in Las Vegas

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Respawn and equip my magic armour.

[Tawa]

((Assuming respawn))

Go back in time. Knock past-me unconscious. Recast NUKE, directed only at the cops.

[TalonisWolf]

  I'm Invincable! * Cue Roccks Fall, Party Death*[/b]

Get rid of the competition so I am the last one standing- Hunger Games Style, only more Practical and Pragmatic.

[Beirus]

Kill that guy who attacked me.

[Playergamer]

Find a competent doctor. Get healed.

[Persus13]

Head towards a hospital.

[IcyTea31]

((Why'd I get a -1? I wasn't poisoned by the radiation, remember?))

  I'm Invincable! * Cue Roccks Fall, Party Death*[/b]

Get rid of the competition so I am the last one standing- Hunger Games Style, only more Practical and Pragmatic.

Respawn 20 meters above him as a rock.

[tuypo1]

bury my head in the ground so I can suffocate

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Spawn.

[Yoink]

Gee, that sure was a tasty sandwich! Go into my non-exploded kitchen, open my not-at-all-destroyed fridge, and get myself a glass of milk to wash down that yummy sandwich that totally didn't kill me. At all.