Loot strangled guy. Check money. Hide in a trash can, then jump out and do the usual burrito-choking thing to the police and also shoot high velocity (~300 km/h) burritos at the police when they come.
(4)The strangled guy has $50 and a
[Sandwich].
[3]You have $50.
(5)You hide in the trash can and wait for the police to arrive.
(-)TOO MANY ACTIONS.
Build a motorcycle.
(4)You successfully build a motorcycle! Got
[Magicycle]!
Put on my vest. Count money. Combo least armed person.
The vest appeared on you, actually.
[1]You are completely broke.
You use [Basic Combo]!
[1](4v4)You attempt to strike blazing glory, but he rolls off the couch.
(3v3)He dodges your next strike, too.
(1v5)You stab again, but he dodges and punches you in the face. You are knocked unconscious.
abscond townwards, combining mineralite with rock in process
(2)You can't figure out how to combine the mineralite with the rock. You keep hitting them together, but nothing happens.
Complain that Im dead to the point where I respawn and frag the cheese demon with a conjured fondue pot weapon
(5)You destroy the demon cheese's former location with a magical fondue pot.
"Pain ish weaknessh leaving the *hic* body!"
Drunken Punch the police officers until there is nothing left to punch.
(1+2+1v2)You send the third officer flying!
Change class to Post Apocalypse survivor while keeping Awesome shades!
No. You can't do a class change. Not yet, at least. You
could class change right now, but it'd kill you and reset you to Level 0.
((Why did I suddenly get a level in Tamer Virus' class?))
Run away from the santas.
Heal this injured man again, then give him a combat buff so he can fight.
(5)You heal darkpaladin's wounds, and give him
[Regeneration]!
((Why did I suddenly get a level in Tamer Virus' class?))
Run away from the santas.
(1-1)You trip, fall, and break your leg. Well.
Equip club and seal hat.
Reward items are equipped by default.
Update my games, then add a donate button.
(5)You do so. Someone donates $10.
Draw a dimensional hole ritual.
(1+1)One of your lines isn't going in the right direction, so it fails.
Class: Super Saiyan
Idle.
(5)You idle so well that people view you as an idol of ideal idling!
Class: Muscle Wizard
Punch the hell out of some stuff.
(6)You punch the wall with all your strength. You hear an ominous rumbling noise. Oh dear.
The Underground Parking Lot will collapse in 3 turns!((Why you givin' Lyeos my badass basic gear?))
Don shades and ride my motorcycle around like a badass.
You missed me. Even though you quoted the post earlier. And now my action for next turn.
Check to see how much money I have while continuing to ride around like a badass.
[4]You have $100.
(4)You ride around in a cool manner.
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[3v1-1]Mafia Santa shoots darkpaladin109 in the head, killing him.
[4]Ghostbuster Santa leaves the parking lot.
[5]Corrupt Police Officer Santa loots darkpaladin109's corpse.
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Mafia Santa has reached Level 0! Mafia Santa is now a Permanent NPC!
LordSlowpoke has reached Level 1! [4]LordSlowpoke learned
[Throw Explosive]!
blah blah gear and stuff
Got
[Grenade]!
Got
[Time Bomb]---
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 1 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister]
Money: $400
Possessions: [Magicycle]
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money:
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits:
[Stubble][Badass+]Location: City Streets
[/abbr]
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money: $0
Possessions: Sled
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: Fine
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Money: $49,970 [Stolen]
Possessions:
[Empty Warehouse]Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos][Sandwich]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $50
Traits: [Burrito Specialist]
Location: City Streets
Class: Dude
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Unconscious(2)]
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Alcoholic Trance (1)][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $4000
Possessions: [Stolen Car]
Traits: None
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock][Grenade][Time Bomb]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Throw Explosive]
Location: City Streets
Class: GM
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $10
Traits: None
Location: Outside Net Cafe
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Dead
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Muscle Wizard
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Underground Parking Lot] {Permanent]
Ghostbuster Sanata: A santa with ghostbusting equipment. [City Streets]
Corrupt Police Officer Santa: A santa who decided that money was more important than justice. [Underground Parking Lot]