GM Note: Summoned NPCs can't act until the turn after they're summoned. Also, you can't make an item spontaneously appear unless it's directly related to your profession, excluding the initial money roll.
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Press the attack!
(1v3-2)Your clumsy strike misses darkpaladin.
Offer to repair some vehicles for money?
(5)You make $100 repairing people's vehicles.
Find buyer for stolen car.
(5)A shady guy buys your car for $4000.
Go out and buy some chalk.
(5)A nearby store is having a chalk sale! You spend $30 on chalk. You now have a ton of chalk.
Summon SWAT Santa to fight Mafia Santa. Also command Ghostbuster Santa to attack the Demon Cheese.
(1)You summon Corrupt Police Officer Santa! He teams up with Mafia Santa. Ghostbuster Santa is not under your control, though he was going to attack Demon Cheese anyway.
Make these puny mortals worship me, start the Burritanic Church. Choke nonbelievers with burritos.
(1)People ignore your burrito rantings. You choke a random person with a burrito; a bystander calls the police.
Quickly chug 7 bottles and fall into an Alcoholic Trance. Defeat the police in hand-to-hand combat and steal their wallets for liquor money.
(6)You enter
[Alcoholic Trance] mode!
(4+2v6)You knock out two policemen, but a third shoots you in the leg. You are now wounded.
Get my car, and go to the nearest internet cafe.
You don't have a car! (4)You walk to a nearby internet cafe.
Be unconscious. Mentally complain that i don't have an inventory screen
Fixed.
Lounge on a couch that spontainously appeared.
(2)You fail to summon a couch.
acquire common alliterates
(3)You find a rolling rock on a hill. You take it.
Class: Magical Healer
Heal someone who is injured.
(5)You use healing magic on darkpaladin109, who was slightly scratched.
((Why you givin' Lyeos my badass basic gear?))
Don shades and ride my motorcycle around like a badass.
(6)You zoom around on your motorcycle. People begin complaining about the noise.
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[3v2-1]Mafia Santa shoots darkpaladin109 in the chest. Darkpaladin109 is now
[Heavily Wounded]!
[6v1-1]The Demon Cheese bludgeons TamerVirus to death.
[6
+1v5]Ghostbuster Santa uses secret anti-demon techniques to destroy the demon cheese.
Mafia Santa cannot act yet.
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Darkpaladin109 has reached Level 1! [6]You acquire the trait
[Jolly Diplomat]!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, Darkpaladin109 has acquired the Santa Summoner Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Santa Hat]!
Got
[Sled]!
The Froggy Ninja has reached Level 1! [6]The Froggy Ninja gains +1 on all class-related rolls!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, The Froggy Ninja has acquired the Ritual Master Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Sacrificial Knife]!
Got
[Book of Arcane Rituals]!
Alev has reached Level 1! [5]Alev gains the trait
[Burrito Specialist]!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, Alev has acquired the Burrito Mage Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Bag of Burrito Ingredients]!
Got
[Big Book of Burritos]Blazing glory has reached Level 1! [3]Blazing glory gains the item
[Awesome Shades]In addition, for reaching Level 1, blazing glory has acquired the Dude Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Awesome Food]!
Got
[Couch]Playergamer has reached Level 1! [2]Playergamer gains the one-use skill
[Basic Combo]In addition, for reaching Level 1, Playergamer has acquired the Practical Pragmatist Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Knife]!
Got
[Vest]!
Nunzillor has reached Level 1! [4]Nunzillor gains the skill
[Drunken Punch]!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, Nunzillor has acquired the Alcoholic Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Beer]!
Got
[Wine]!
Gulddom has reached Level 1! [5]Gulddom gains the trait
[Strong]!
In addition, for reaching Level 1, Gulddom has acquired the Seal Clubber Basic Gear Set!
Got
[Club]!
Got
[Seal Hat]---
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Enchanted Tire Iron][Arcane Fuel Canister][Bag of Magic Vehicle Parts]
Money:
+ $100
Traits: None
Location: Outside Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 1 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Cool Shades]
Money:
Possessions: [Motorcycle]
Traits:
[Stubble][Badass+]Location: City Streets
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Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Santa Hat]
Money: $0
Possessions: [Sled]
Traits: [Jolly Diplomat]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Status: [Exhausted (1)][Heavily Wounded (3)]
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Boxes of Chalk][Book of Arcane Rituals]
Equipment: [Clothes][Sacrificial Knife]
Money: $49,970 [Stolen]
Possessions:
[Empty Warehouse]Traits: [Ritual Master+]
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Bag of Burrito Ingredients][Big Book of Burritos]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: [Burrito Specialist]
Location: City Streets
Class: Dude
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Half-eaten potato chips][Awesome Food]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Possessions: [Couch]
Traits: [Potatochipaphobia]
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes][Shard of glass][Knife][Vest]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Stolen liquor][Beer][Wine]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Skills: [Drunken Punch]
Location: City Streets
Status: [Alcoholic Trance][Wounded]
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 1 [0/3]
Inventory: [Club][Seal Hat]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
+ $4000
Possessions: [Stolen Car]
Traits:
Location: City Streets
Class: Explosiveist
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: ["Mineralite"][Rock]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: GM
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: [Old Netbook]
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Magical Chef
Level: 0 [0/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Dead
Class: Magical Healer
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment: [Clothes]
Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Underground Parking Lot]
Demon Cheese: An unholy piece of cheese. Highly dangerous. [Underground Parking Lot]
Ghostbuster Sanata: A santa with ghostbusting equipment. [Underground Parking Lot]
Corrupt Police Officer Santa: A santa who decided that money was more important than justice. [Underground Parking Lot]