Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE  (Read 2157 times)

Zombi

  • Bay Watcher
  • Was too long. Sorry Urist.
    • View Profile
HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« on: July 09, 2014, 05:53:14 am »
YOU SEE THIS?

ITS FUCKING COFFEE
IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS

HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
DO I JUST CHOP THE FUCKIN' TREE DOWN OR SOMETHIN'?
Logged

Innocent Dave

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2014, 05:58:02 am »
As far as I can tell, collecting stuff off trees isn't possible at the moment.  If you wait, the beans will probably all fall off, whereupon you won't be able to pick them up and might not be able to brew them anyway...

However, wait a couple of updates and hopefully we'll be able to keep a stash of coffee to cut down on all those wasted hours dwarves spend in bed :)
Logged
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on July 09, 2014, 08:31:10 pm
Reaching one's life goal shouldn't come with a happy thought.  It should come with a sudden existential crisis.

Volfgarix

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2014, 07:36:54 am »
Quote from: Innocent Dave on July 09, 2014, 05:58:02 am
As far as I can tell, collecting stuff off trees isn't possible at the moment.
Yep, I have apple trees around and I get nothing from it.
Logged

greycat

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2014, 07:42:35 am »
In summer or autumn, you may notice that there's a colored patch around the base of the fruit tree.  Looking at the patch, you'll see a second line ("apples" or something) underneath the main one ("dense grass" or whatever).  Sorry, I'd actually LOOK at one and SAY what it says, but the fortress I created yesterday won't load today (core dump), so....

Anyway, in 0.40.01, the ground underneath the fruit tree becomes "infused" with the fruit.  They don't lie atop the ground like objects.  They become a property of the ground tile itself.  And there is currently nothing in-game that you can do to gather them up, as far as I know.  It's a work in progress.
Logged
Hell, if nobody's suffocated because of it, it hardly counts as a bug! -- StLeibowitz

Skuggen

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2014, 08:20:12 am »
I dread the caffeine-fueled dwarf.
Logged

Innocent Dave

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2014, 10:11:15 am »
Thinking about it some more, it occurs to me that drinking coffee would merely make a dwarf sober.  Coffee is therefore less desirable than even water.
Logged
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on July 09, 2014, 08:31:10 pm
Reaching one's life goal shouldn't come with a happy thought.  It should come with a sudden existential crisis.

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2014, 10:12:22 am »
But what would make a dwarf knurd?
Even the thought of a knurd dwarf is horrifying.
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Innocent Dave

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2014, 10:17:49 am »
It seems we'll have to wait for the update, then embark with nothing but coffee in the name of science.  And high blood pressure.
Logged
Quote from: Hamsmagoo on July 09, 2014, 08:31:10 pm
Reaching one's life goal shouldn't come with a happy thought.  It should come with a sudden existential crisis.

misko27

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lawful Neutral; Prophet of Pestilence
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2014, 10:21:46 am »
Given the dwarf approach to alcohol, Caffeine have any number of effects (or not at all).

It seems like harvesting will be a early priority for the little versions, so do not fret.
Logged
The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

FallenAngel

  • Bay Watcher
  • !!x(oᴥo)x!!
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2014, 11:31:52 am »
Dwarven 4Loco?
Logged

Zombi

  • Bay Watcher
  • Was too long. Sorry Urist.
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2014, 12:44:30 pm »
THE RAWS EVEN SAY YOU CAN BREW COFFEE CHERRIES
THEY'RE EDIBLE TOO

RAW FUCKING COFFEE
ITS FUCKING CODED IN
BUT I CAN'T USE IT
Logged

Lightningfalcon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Target locked. Firing main cannon.
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2014, 01:05:13 pm »
So, since being sober drives dwarves to murder, would they brew some sort of Irish coffee instead of regular coffee? 
Logged
Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Button

  • Bay Watcher
  • Plants Specialist
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 02:00:18 pm »
Quote from: Skuggen on July 09, 2014, 08:20:12 am
I dread the caffeine-fueled dwarf.

It is terrifying.
Logged
I used to work on Modest Mod and Plant Fixes.

Always assume I'm not seriously back

ArmokGoB

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2014, 03:05:19 pm »
Quote from: Button on July 09, 2014, 02:00:18 pm
It is terrifying.
It was inevitable.
Logged
Cyclopes, prepare to meet your demise at the metaphorical hands of my cushion ruby cabochons.

kittyfluffins

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is, in a word, dusk.
    • View Profile
Re: HOW DO I MAKE COFFEE
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2014, 03:20:42 pm »
Quote from: Zombi on July 09, 2014, 12:44:30 pm
THE RAWS EVEN SAY YOU CAN BREW COFFEE CHERRIES
THEY'RE EDIBLE TOO

RAW FUCKING COFFEE
ITS FUCKING CODED IN
BUT I CAN'T USE IT

Toady's post on 3/30 says there's no coffee yet.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2
« previous next »