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[Rolepgeek]

WAAAAAGH!

Dat's right, ya git! You'z gone and done it good now, stompin' dem uvver gits who was da Warboss before ya, an' showin' da Nobz who'z da boss! Even da Big Nobz is listenin' to ya's now! You'z da warboss, and you'z got all da uvver boyz to listen to ya's real good too...fer da moment. Da stinkin' grot-luvvaz is prob'ly plannin' 'gainst ya 'ven now, but you'z got da power of Gork an' Mork! Dey ain't gonna be able to take you down, boss! Not long as yer kunnin' and brutal, and properly Orky, 'least. We'z can start plannin' fer a WAAAGH propah, now, an' roundin' up dem uvver boyz ta teach 'dem humies how ta fight! You'z gonna be an Orky legend, boss!


Errr...but boss...which klan iz we part of, again? I can't remember good, an' we'z need to start paintin' da WAAAGH banners again! Speakin' o' which, what's da warband's name, now dat you'z in charge?

Ooh, look boss! Da Grots made dis flashy clikky stuff!

Da First Updayt!

One o' 'dem bloody grotz said 'dis might help ya. Wan' me to stomp him for ya?
Name: It'z what yer called, ya lousy grot!
Klan: Every klan iz orky, but our klan's da orkiest! It's not like dem uvver clans won't follow ya'z, but we don't got a good WAAAGH to call our own yet, boss...so iz we Goffs, Evil Sunz, Bad Moons, Snakebites, Blood Axes, or Deathskulls? You'z can hovah you'z mouse ovah da names to see sum pointahs 'bout each one...whateva dat means.
Warband Name: Clanz is good, but warbands is bettah, an' WAAAGHs iz best! But we'z still needz a name, 'ven if i's just you'z name, boss.
Planet: I forgit, which planet we on again? I'z got a bad mem'ry, sorry boss...but it'z good to make sure da boyz know who we'z gonna be fightin' ennyway. I'z pro'lly just 'dem humies, 'dem grayskins, 'dem spikey humies, or 'dem
Skills: You'z da boss now, but you wazn't always, boss. Waz you brutal but' kunnin' or kunnin' but brutal, to beat da old warboss? An' what uvver fings' you got dat helped ya?
Gear: I'z not like you'z don't got no gear, boss! Dem' Mekboyz and da Dok iz happy ta kit ya out wiff sum' real 'ard gear.

Once dat's settled, we can git down ta fightin'!

Spoiler: Da Kaptin, "Lysandah Aleksis da Forth" (click to show/hide)

Kundishun: You'z iz lookin' jus' fine, Kap'in.
Rank: You'z da Kaptin! It'z just us Boyz, do'.
Puzzeshins: Well, Kap'in, youz got yer fancy 'at an' yer coat, plus ya still got dat choppa an' yer kustom shoota. Oh, and Da Giltid Fist wif' dem humie paperz.
Skillz: You'z stomped da old Kaptin. Youz got plenty uv skillz. Uvver den dose wuns ya don't got. You'z gud at plannin', and fitin', and finkin', an...dat'z all, I fink.
Alinemint: Ovah all, Kaptin, you'z a bit mor' kunnin' den brutal, but you'z iz still plenty Orky. Orky enuff fer uz, anywayz. Dunno 'bout dem uvver Orkz, do'.

Spoiler: Da Giltid Fist (click to show/hide)

Kundishun: Da Kroozer's fine, Kaptin. Everyfing iz workin' how it'z s'pposed ta, da Mekboyz sayz. Dere was sum 'splosions behin' dem, do'.
Gunz: We'z don't got enuff dakka, but we'z got some.
Speed: We'z ain't got da best enjuns, but da Mekboyz and da Grots iz workin' on it. We dun' got enuff red paint, iz da problum.
Lokayshun: Uhhh...we'z near a planit, datz fer shur, but we dun' know whatz on da planit.

Spoiler: Da Krew (click to show/hide)

Numbah uv Boyz: We'z barely got enuff Boyz ta ork ev'ry stayshin, Kaptin. Dem Grotz iz sayin' we got 'bout a 'undred 'undreds.
Krew Skill: Da Boyz is rite and Orky, but dey don' know how ta run da ship too gud. Deyz can fite jus' fine, do'.
Oddboyz: We'z got sum uv each. Mos'ly dem Kommandos an' sum Mekboyz.

[Ghazkull]

Name: Zog Da Great Kommisar of Tallin III
Klan: We'z be da Blood Axes! Sneaky Gitz we are
Warband: Da Tallins Ferst and ONLY!
Planet: Wha' Planet? We'z blew da plannit away! We'z be on da Tallinz Eata da bestest WAAAAGHSHIP of da Tallins!
Skills: Da old Waaaghboss was not orky enough so iz just blammed him. We'z love blammin da unorky Boyz. We'z obviouzly got da orkiest of da Kommizar-Hats, makin uz da Kommizar. And we'z got "Da Blamma" me trusty Remova of da unorky.
Gear: "Da Beheda" me trusty glowy humie choppa azwell as me Pirsonal Gard: Da orkiest of da orkiest, Da Defforks of WAAGH

[Fniff]

Alroight, toime to goah! 'ere we go, 'ere we- *COUGH**COUGH

Ahem. Try doing an ork/really really harsh cockney accent. Hell on your throat. Anyway...

Name: Green Issack
Klan: Bad Moons
Warband Name: Da Pimps (Not dah wimps, ya grot! *thwack*)
Planet: Necromunda. Sounds proper orkee.
Skills: Kunningly brutal.
Gear: Purple officer's hat with 360 degree brim (Stolen from commissar)
Long pink trenchcoat with neon blue frills (Stolen from commissar)
Wooden walking stick with golden top (Stolen from commissar)
Golden teeth (You guessed it, stolen from commissar with pliers)

Yes, ork pimp. Anyone up for it?

[Parsely]

Name: Da name iz Grokka da Stompa ya stinkin' grot!
Klan: O' course we'z da Bad Moonz, we'z so gud at stompin' da filfy gitzes' teef out like!
Warband Name: We'z da Gud Stompaz, cuz our mek boyz iz alwayz mashin' up fings ta stomp fingz gud! I'z proud o' doze boyz!
Planet: Ya great big git! We'z alwayz lived on Gorkamorka ya great big filfy git!
Skillz: Stickz 'n' stonez'll break my bonez but Mork'll kick yer teef in ya big bugger! E'z da best all round thug! I'z also right good at shootin' fings an' workin' fose clunky fings da mek boyz iz alwayz makin'.
Gear: I'z got my Stompa! E'z got lotza shooty bitz all over, an' one choppy bit, but it'z not az choppy az da uffer bitz iz shooty.

[darkpaladin109]

Name: Green Issack
Klan: Bad Moons
Warband Name: Da Pimps (Not dah wimps, ya grot! *thwack*)
Planet: Necromunda. Sounds proper orkee.
Skills: Kunningly brutal.
Gear: Purple officer's hat with 360 degree brim (Stolen from commissar)
Long pink trenchcoat with neon blue frills (Stolen from commissar)
Wooden walking stick with golden top (Stolen from commissar)
Golden teeth (You guessed it, stolen from commissar with pliers)

Yes, ork pimp. Anyone up for it?

+1

[Harbingerjm]

Name: I'z da Warboss now, so I'z now "Rogue Tradah Kaptin Lysandah Alexius da Forth". Or so dem humies iz finkin', hurrhurr.
Klan: We'z Blood Axes, ya git!
Warband Name: "Crew of Da Gilded Fist" or da Spess Boyz, 'pends on who'z askin'.
Planet: We'z not on a planet, ya git! We'z in Spess!
Skills: I'z da cunnin'-est Ork dat ever Orked, an ain't no one gonna get da best a' me! An if they wanna try, maybe they'z gonna fall down four decks o' stairs straight into a lift shaft an' get stuck to a cable 'tached to a crate full o'stealerz tossed out da airlock. An' shot with a cannon. Just like da old Warboss, hurr hurr.
Gear: Da big kaptinz coat [replaced], da big kaptinz hat [replaced], da kaptinz cybah-parrot, me powah choppa Gutburna, me big executin' pistol Headsplatta, and o'course dem right-shiny bitz'a loot Da Gilded Fist an' da Warrant of Trade.

[~Neri]

Name: I'z da Warboss now, so I'z now "Rogue Tradah Kaptin Lysandah Alexius da Forth". Or so dem humies iz finkin', hurrhurr.
Klan: We'z Blood Axes, ya git!
Warband Name: "Crew of Da Gilded Fist" or da Spess Boyz, 'pends on who'z askin'.
Planet: We'z not on a planet, ya git! We'z in Spess!
Skills: I'z da cunnin'-est Ork dat ever Orked, an ain't no one gonna get da best a' me! An if they wanna try, maybe they'z gonna fall down four decks o' stairs straight into a lift shaft an' get stuck to a cable 'tached to a crate full o'stealerz tossed out da airlock. An' shot with a cannon. Just like da old Warboss, hurr hurr.
Gear: Da big kaptinz coat [replaced], da big kaptinz hat [replaced], da kaptinz cybah-parrot, me powah choppa Gutburna, me big executin' pistol Headsplatta, and o'course dem right-shiny bitz'a loot Da Gilded Fist an' da Warrant of Trade.

+1.

[Rolepgeek]

Juzt a remindah, boss; we'z ain't got a ship yet! Dem mekboyz is workin' on it like you'z said, but we ain't got enough boyz to gavver da parts, dey sayz.

Dem Freebootaz got all da luck, don't dey?

An' Grot teef ain't worth nuffin', boss, don'tcha 'member? Dem Bad Moonz iz so flashy cuz' it's der teef dat grow fastah.



...I 'fink it's cuz dey paint 'em red.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Name: I'z da Warboss now, so I'z now "Rogue Tradah Kaptin Lysandah Alexius da Forth". Or so dem humies iz finkin', hurrhurr.
Klan: We'z Blood Axes, ya git!
Warband Name: "Crew of Da Gilded Fist" or da Spess Boyz, 'pends on who'z askin'.
Planet: We'z not on a planet, ya git! We'z in Spess!
Skills: I'z da cunnin'-est Ork dat ever Orked, an ain't no one gonna get da best a' me! An if they wanna try, maybe they'z gonna fall down four decks o' stairs straight into a lift shaft an' get stuck to a cable 'tached to a crate full o'stealerz tossed out da airlock. An' shot with a cannon. Just like da old Warboss, hurr hurr.
Gear: Da big kaptinz coat [replaced], da big kaptinz hat [replaced], da kaptinz cybah-parrot, me powah choppa Gutburna, me big executin' pistol Headsplatta, and o'course dem right-shiny bitz'a loot Da Gilded Fist an' da Warrant of Trade.

+1.

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[Funk]

Name: I'z da Warboss now, so I'z now "Rogue Tradah Kaptin Lysandah Alexius da Forth". Or so dem humies iz finkin', hurrhurr.
Klan: We'z Blood Axes, ya git!
Warband Name: "Crew of Da Gilded Fist" or da Spess Boyz, 'pends on who'z askin'.
Planet: We'z not on a planet, ya git! We'z in Spess!
Skills: I'z da cunnin'-est Ork dat ever Orked, an ain't no one gonna get da best a' me! An if they wanna try, maybe they'z gonna fall down four decks o' stairs straight into a lift shaft an' get stuck to a cable 'tached to a crate full o'stealerz tossed out da airlock. An' shot with a cannon. Just like da old Warboss, hurr hurr.
Gear: Da big kaptinz coat [replaced], da big kaptinz hat [replaced], da kaptinz cybah-parrot, me powah choppa Gutburna, me big executin' pistol Headsplatta, and o'course dem right-shiny bitz'a loot Da Gilded Fist an' da Warrant of Trade.

+1.

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[Maxinum McDreich]

''What partuh we'z not in spess do ya gitz not git!?''

Name: Ya grot for brainz! I am Warboss Ghraal Gutzkill. Who said Buzzkill!?!?! I'll clobber ya fer that!
Klan: We'z da Evil Sunz! Goffs tink dey're the tuffest, but we'z getz in quickest an' leave nuthin' for 'em!
Warband Name: Dis warband is da orkiest! We'z da Rumblahz! Cuz datz dah last thing anything we'z fight hears!
Planet: I don't give a grot where'z we are! Accordin' to dem humies, though, somewhere in dah East of dah universe! Dem grayskins think we'z West, tho! Deyz can't decide like us orks! Once dis planet is all propah ork like, I'll give a grot where we'z are.
Skills: I iz da biggest and da orkiest! I clobbered tha' last warboss good! With my bike!
Gear: You got squig eyes? I'm on dah biggest bike, with dah biggest klaw, 'eavy armour, a big shootah and a boss pole where your 'ead's going!

[Rolepgeek]

Name: I'z da Warboss now, so I'z now "Rogue Tradah Kaptin Lysandah Alexius da Forth". Or so dem humies iz finkin', hurrhurr.
Klan: We'z Blood Axes, ya git!
Warband Name: "Crew of Da Gilded Fist" or da Spess Boyz, 'pends on who'z askin'.
Planet: We'z not on a planet, ya git! We'z in Spess!
Skills: I'z da cunnin'-est Ork dat ever Orked, an ain't no one gonna get da best a' me! An if they wanna try, maybe they'z gonna fall down four decks o' stairs straight into a lift shaft an' get stuck to a cable 'tached to a crate full o'stealerz tossed out da airlock. An' shot with a cannon. Just like da old Warboss, hurr hurr.
Gear: Da big kaptinz coat [replaced], da big kaptinz hat [replaced], da kaptinz cybah-parrot, me powah choppa Gutburna, me big executin' pistol Headsplatta, and o'course dem right-shiny bitz'a loot Da Gilded Fist an' da Warrant of Trade.

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Sorry boss, but we ain't got no kroozers yet...anyfin' else you can 'membah?

[adwarf]

Name: I'z da Warboss now, so I'z now "Rogue Tradah Kaptin Lysandah Alexius da Forth". Or so dem humies iz finkin', hurrhurr.
Klan: We'z Blood Axes, ya git!
Warband Name: "Crew of Da Gilded Fist" or da Spess Boyz, 'pends on who'z askin'.
Planet: We'z not on a planet, ya git! We'z in Spess!
Skills: I'z da cunnin'-est Ork dat ever Orked, an ain't no one gonna get da best a' me! An if they wanna try, maybe they'z gonna fall down four decks o' stairs straight into a lift shaft an' get stuck to a cable 'tached to a crate full o'stealerz tossed out da airlock. An' shot with a cannon. Just like da old Warboss, hurr hurr.
Gear: Da big kaptinz coat [replaced], da big kaptinz hat [replaced], da kaptinz cybah-parrot, me powah choppa Gutburna, me big executin' pistol Headsplatta, and o'course dem right-shiny bitz'a loot Da Gilded Fist an' da Warrant of Trade.

+1.

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Sorry boss, but we ain't got no kroozers yet...anyfin' else you can 'membah?

Overwhelming support for the kroozer right there

[Rolepgeek]

((GM Hat: I don't care if there's overwhelming support, sorry, but a ship is something you guys are gonna have to work for. I knew I wouldn't let you start in space in advance, because I knew everyone would want to be Freebootahz, and that's not how I want this to start. You don't get a ship for free.))

[Parsely]

Gear: I'z got my Stompa! E'z got lotza shooty bitz all over, an' one choppy bit, but it'z not az choppy az da uffer bitz iz shooty.

At least we can get a Stompa. *nudge*