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Author Topic: Roll to Play DF2014  (Read 5223 times)

Elephant Parade

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Roll to Play DF2014
« on: July 07, 2014, 10:14:34 pm »

You are a Bay12er. You just heard about the release of DF2014. What do you do?
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Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2014, 10:17:37 pm »

Download it!
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2014, 10:17:53 pm »

Buy a new computer because somehow your current one is too weak to run DF.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2014, 10:18:00 pm »

Realize why there were suddenly error 500s. Cry that you can't use your computer.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2014, 10:19:17 pm »

Download it!
(4)You manage to download DF2014!

Buy a new computer because somehow your current one is too weak to run DF.
(4)It turns out that you have enough spare money to buy a computer! You do so.

Realize why there were suddenly error 500s. Cry that you can't use your computer.
(1)Actually, through some strange miracle, you aren't getting any 500s. Huh.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2014, 10:20:18 pm »

Make a small world!
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2014, 10:23:09 pm »

Pirate DF, despite it being free.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2014, 10:34:07 pm »

Take all the DF2014 downloads for myself! MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2014, 10:53:54 pm »

Make a small world!
(4)The world generates, and you save it.

Pirate DF, despite it being free.
(6)You pirate DF. Unfortunately, in your haste you fail to notice that the pirated copy contains a virus. Your computer locks up.

Take all the DF2014 downloads for myself! MWAHAHAHAHA!
(6)You do so. Toady One notices, and sends dwarven warriors after you. Your days are numbered.

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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2014, 11:24:44 pm »

Start a thread in the RTD section of the forums called "Roll to Play DF2014" while playing DF2014.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2014, 11:25:46 pm »

Start a thread in the RTD section of the forums called "Roll to Play DF2014" while playing DF2014.
(3)Darn! Looks like someone else beat you to it.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2014, 11:28:34 pm »

Start a human adventurer with no stats or attributes!
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Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2014, 11:29:32 pm »

Get ready for adventure mode, wait through the updating world screen.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2014, 12:10:53 am »

Download, gen world, start adventure mode, be confused by all the changes to combat since it seems grabbing the throat is an automatic switch to no quarter combat.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2014, 01:10:51 am »

Download, gen world, start dwarven adventurer, be confused by HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF THIS MAZE OF A DWARF FORTRESS?
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