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Empiricist

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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2014, 09:33:15 pm »

Get other people to talk to them for me.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2014, 12:06:19 am »

Download DF. Be offended that Kobolds aren't adventurable. Mod Dwarf Fortress to allow Kobold Adventurers.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2014, 12:07:55 am »

Human Peasant Adventurer!
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2014, 01:29:29 am »

Clear hard-drive and re-install everything to make computer work.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2014, 09:44:45 pm »

FIND OUT HOW TO FIX IT ON THE FORUMS AND THIS THING IS A REAL PROBLEM I AM HAVING RIGHT NOW. ALSO REVEAL TO THE WORLD THAT FORTRESS OF DWARVES IS A BLATENT COPY OF DWARF FORTRESS
(3)You reveal to the world that FoD is a copy of DF. Most people don't care.

Break computer. Steal a new one from neighbor, if I see him, kill him with a sharp knife I brought.
(2)You stab your monitor with your knife and run away.
(3)You steal your neighbour's monitor.
(2)Your neighbor sees you. You throw your knife at him, but you miss. He calls the police.

Check what my adventurer's title is after killing that town.
(4)Ajfisf, Killer of Townspeople.

Publish Fortress of Dwarves: Disciples of Armok DLC.
(1)People are interested in where you got the name "Armok" from, and Google it. They start looking into DF. People finally start paying attention to the fact that FoD is a total clone; you are now hated more than EA.

Download it!
(5)You download the new, patched version.

Hack into darkpalidan's account and get all his profits to go to me.
(3)You steal his profits, but people have stopped buying the game, so you don't really get anything.

Get pick, mine my way out of this fortress!
(2)The dwarf police tell you that you're in a no-mining zone.

Get other people to talk to them for me.
(5)You do so. The code has no method of handling multiple conversations between NPCs at the same time; DF crashes.

Download DF. Be offended that Kobolds aren't adventurable. Mod Dwarf Fortress to allow Kobold Adventurers.
(4)Success!

Human Peasant Adventurer!
(1)You fall asleep at the keyboard while creating your character. When you wake up, you're a Goblin with Legendary in all skills and full adamantine gear.

Clear hard-drive and re-install everything to make computer work.
(4)You manage to fix your computer.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2014, 09:56:52 pm »

((Better than The Drenched Streams.))

Check what weapon my adventurer uses.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2014, 09:58:18 pm »

Use money to make time machine. Use time machine to go back in time before I made FoD.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2014, 10:01:07 pm »

Sneak around a human town!
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2014, 10:02:49 pm »

Publish DF with graphics, but make it different because it's an underwater merperson fortress. Call it "Sea Strongholds".
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2014, 10:17:21 pm »

Gouge his eyes out. Open a manhole cover and flee through there.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2014, 10:23:06 pm »

Make some "modifications" to it.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2014, 10:27:22 pm »

Make time machine. Go back to Toady's birth. Eat his mom, preventing Tarn Adams from creating DF.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2014, 10:30:05 pm »

Make time machine. Go back to Toady's birth. Eat his mom, preventing Tarn Adams from creating DF.

Make other time machine,go into the future and get my future self,go back into the present and send him off to stop this,then do previous action.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2014, 10:30:22 pm »

Screw the coppers. Kill them! then mine.
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Re: Roll to Play DF2014
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2014, 11:57:49 pm »

Become Cacame and bend those dwarves to my will.
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