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[Magmacube_tr]

"In a time before time, the bay forumite Pathos talked about his lactating girlfriend on Bay12."

Engraved on the wall is a finely-designed image of Pathos and his girlfriend. Pathos stands over his girlfriend, laughing maniacally. Pathos’ girlfriend is lactating. She is also Pathos.

Pathos was a deity that occurs in the myths of The Twelfth Bay. Pathos was often depicted as a formless shapeshifter and was associated with trickery, treachery, secrets and disease.

[zhijinghaofromchina]

When doing Chemistry experiment , maybe I cheated my teacher .

The mission is ’Configure the solution of sodium hydroxide，with a concentration of 0.1mol / L ‘ I am doing my work hardly , when everything was over , my teacher came here to check , she looked at my work ,saying that there may be some deposition in it , I said that it is tiny bubbles .Ha , I passed it !

Now I am feeling regreted about it , it can make me laugh , but I should be serious about it !

[dragdeler]

Small english tip my friend, did you ever hear the sentence "working hard or hardly working?"

The adverb of hard does not mean in a hard manner, it means barely.

[Magmacube_tr]

"working hard or hardly working?"

I have. And it made me laugh by making me remember this.

[bloop_bleep]

When doing Chemistry experiment , maybe I cheated my teacher .

The mission is ’Configure the solution of sodium hydroxide，with a concentration of 0.1mol / L ‘ I am doing my work hardly , when everything was over , my teacher came here to check , she looked at my work ,saying that there may be some deposition in it , I said that it is tiny bubbles .Ha , I passed it !

Now I am feeling regreted about it , it can make me laugh , but I should be serious about it !

I would not worry about it. It would be the teacher's responsibility to determine if it was a deposition or bubbles. After all you might have really thought it was bubbles.

[Magmacube_tr]

https://www.polygon.com/2019/6/7/18255691/sea-of-thieves-player-interaction-hewwo

You have to read this.

[delphonso]

My daughter learned about germs in school through a story the teacher told her - in Chinese. Here's our conversation while washing her hands.

Daughter: My teacher said that there's dahuibing (a cute name for germs, I take it) and that's why you wash your hands or else they go to your tummy and make you sick.
Me: That's right. They're super small.
Daughter: Yeah, they're as small as a bacteria.
Me: well, yeah, that is a bacteria.
Daughter: No. It's a little monster.
Me: No, your teacher was talking about bacteria.
Daughter: No. Dahuibing is a little monster and he has a hat. It's not bacteria.

What a wonderful stage she's in. Sort of understanding and believing but missing some lateral thinking. She's seen bacteria before on a microscope, so obviously they're different from whatever was in the book the teacher showed.

[scriver]

Maybe you should introduce her to Karius and Baktus?

[Magmacube_tr]

Don't do shrimp, kids.

[dragdeler]

This is how you look like if you believe that a 40 trillion ton supply of ore, that would last us a bandaid 200 years, and leave us with 3,6 billion tons of "intermediate-level waste" and "high-level waste".... (that we need to manage for longer than the pyramids have existed, try to extrapolate payroll calculations over a period long as human history, just for shits and giggles) - that this narrow value optimisation could constitute the end all be all solution to the all encompassing META CRISIS.

Spoiler: Can't make this shit up (click to show/hide)

Wow so witty so brave, you look so smart.

[Bumber]

Woman crashes car into building she thinks belongs to Israeli school. Actually belongs to antisemitic hate group.

[Loud Whispers]

This is how you look like if you believe that a 40 trillion ton supply of ore, that would last us a bandaid 200 years, and leave us with 3,6 billion tons of "intermediate-level waste" and "high-level waste".... (that we need to manage for longer than the pyramids have existed, try to extrapolate payroll calculations over a period long as human history, just for shits and giggles) - that this narrow value optimisation could constitute the end all be all solution to the all encompassing META CRISIS.

Spoiler: Can't make this shit up (click to show/hide)

Wow so witty so brave, you look so smart.

People will do anything for clout. People drinking bleach, 1l of vodka, live parasites... All for internet clout. Here today, gone tomorrow

[pisskop]

It's sensationalism.  As a rule of thumb the wackier the thumbnail and deadline, the less reliable the information therewithin

[Loud Whispers]

It's sensationalism.  As a rule of thumb the wackier the thumbnail and deadline, the less reliable the information therewithin

Spoiler: clickbait remover plugins are honestly banter (click to show/hide)

[King Zultan]

I never get clickbait like that, I wonder if that means Youtube doesn't hate me as much.