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[KittyTac]

He hanged his knight and I took it but then I left my queen hanging but he didn't take it and instead hanged his bishop, then I actually hanged my queen but then he hanged his and then he hanged a rook and resigned.
 

[methylatedspirit]

While databending a banger song I found on the Great Music Thread (Dwarfy, you have great taste in music), I got this version (warning: supremely crunchy audio ahead):

https://sndup.net/9tg8

The part that's funny to me is that for the first minute or so, I can hear the words "...the candle..." repeat over and over, interrupting other lyrics. So many parts just repeat over and over, to the point that the song is totally incomprehensible. It's like an unintentional Youtube Poop of a song.

[martinuzz]

Our military ordered 2800 new Scania army trucks to replace the old DAF trucks...

.... to find out once they started being delivered that they do not fit in the military base's garages.

[Egan_BW]

not surprising that military guys don't know how to use a tape measure

[Eric Blank]

See, if it were the US I would say it cant be the grunts fault because it was some idiot in congress in cahoots with his defense contractor "donors" who decided they needed new trucks whether they fit or not, but you could be right. Maybe in the Netherlands they let the troops who need the equipment order the equipment, and maybe they, too, dont have legible tape measures.

[scriver]

Or you know

[martinuzz]

Huh.. Clicking that link does nothing.

[methylatedspirit]

scriver swapped the places of the link and the text. Instead of:

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[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071cXxCNj5A]Or you know[/url]

He instead did:

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[url=http://Or you know]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071cXxCNj5A[/url]

Which led to some confusion when I wanted to right-click it. That's a pretty good troll link, I have to say.

[scriver]

I am a dummy

It's fixred now

[Iduno]

I am a dummy

We all are from time to time.

[Kagus]

I am a dummy

We all are from time to time.

Not me!

I'm a real boy!

[EuchreJack]

I am a dummy

We all are from time to time.

Not me!

I'm a real boy!

I'm a real MAN.  At least as close as artificial intelligence allows...

[hector13]

I am a dummy

We all are from time to time.

Not me!

I'm a real boy!

You can get in trouble doing that on the internet.

[Enemy post]

And I'm Batman!

[EuchreJack]

And I'm Batman!

I'm FATMAN!