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[Bumber]

https://www.distractify.com/p/what-is-the-gorilla-glue-challenge

[martinuzz]

Ah now I finaly understand why they call this recent-ish breed of marijuana 'gorilla glue'. It's been a smoker hype here for a while. Apparently it's originally crossbred in the US, not too long after smoking got legalized in many states.

[Rolan7]

Spoiler: when you just want to make it from the super market to your car without having to deal with the cell phone people (click to show/hide)

Speaking of scams, I just found a Kitboga scambait video where he read their own script to them.  It's an amusing reversal, and a couple even played along a little!

[KittyTac]

Spoiler: In CDDA I picked the hardest scenario, dumped every stat, and took every negative trait with no positives (click to show/hide)

[scriver]

Good luck!

[Loud Whispers]

The Chad Horrible

[Rolan7]

Not being O-negative?  Enjoy easy mode, scrub!

[LordBaal]

This viral video of a woman in a party falling, holding on some poor sod pants trying not to fall only to left the dude without pants and tumbling backwards to a pool.

It made my day less miserable. Do you know which video is?

[Enemy post]

Dark humor, but I find it funny that the reason Jurassic World:Dominion isn't out yet is that the real 2020 was almost certainly worse than the one in the movie about dinosaurs running wild.

[Iduno]

As a dumb joke, someone made a bot that tweets out [random word] did 9/11 to find out how many become jokes or something? I'm not sure if there is a purpose. But some of them get close enough to making sense that they are at least laughable.

https://twitter.com/EveryWorDid911/status/1363171738381606918

I think that one is almost as good as "Accidentally."

Dark humor, but I find it funny that the reason Jurassic World:Dominion isn't out yet is that the real 2020 was almost certainly worse than the one in the movie about dinosaurs running wild.

Didn't their entire crew catch COVID while they were taping or something? Turns out people were the real monsters etc.

[bloop_bleep]

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before but I thought it was funny that wierd changed his avatar from the snake to the scientist but kept the "I like to eat small children" personal text thing.

[methylatedspirit]

To be fair, a guy like him... I'd expect him to not particularly enjoy taking care of children. Or maybe the personal text's a punctuation gag; you could read it as "I like to eat small children", or "I like to eat, small children".

[MrRoboto75]

To be fair, a guy like him... I'd expect him to not particularly enjoy taking care of children. Or maybe the personal text's a punctuation gag; you could read it as "I like to eat small children", or "I like to eat, small children".

I like to eat small, children.

[LordBaal]

Like the small sign on the parking lot of a building here that is supposed to say: "Don''t speed, children in the way" but because lack of a coma it reads: "Don't race children in the way".. pftt with their puny legs you won't be going too long or fast anyway.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He likes to save children, not eat them

[King Zultan]

To be fair, a guy like him... I'd expect him to not particularly enjoy taking care of children. Or maybe the personal text's a punctuation gag; you could read it as "I like to eat small children", or "I like to eat, small children".

I like to eat small, children.

I like to, eat small children.