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[Naturegirl1999]

June 6
Sleepwalking, sleepcooking, sleeptalking...things humans do when they are sleeping, and their bodies moving
June 7
Why are wrong number errors funny to me?
When Tractors Gain Life And Flight

[Loud Whispers]

Karen gets angry local Arab Americans won't let her loot their shop

[Iduno]

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Karen gets angry local Arab Americans won't let her loot their shop

Can you imagine working as a satire writer right now? Anything you write is either too on-the-nose, or somebody is currently doing something more insane.

[scriver]

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Seditious unlawful weather intensifies

[Reelya]

It's very topical due to the Deep State's underground seismic weather weapons. Do y'all think that's a coincidence that the evil doers in the 1960's were the Weather Underground?

[hector13]

It's very tropical due to the Deep State's underground seismic weather weapons. Do y'all think that's a coincidence that the evil doers in the 1960's were the Weather Underground?

ftfy

[Naturegirl1999]

Karen gets angry local Arab Americans won't let her loot their shop

Why would someone think anyone would want their store looted?

[pisskop]

Karen gets angry local Arab Americans won't let her loot their shop

Why would someone think anyone would want their store looted?

Youre confused.  She doesnt think they want it looted, she's upset because they are making a visible show that they wont let people loot them.

[Naturegirl1999]

Karen gets angry local Arab Americans won't let her loot their shop

Why would someone think anyone would want their store looted?

Youre confused.  She doesnt think they want it looted, she's upset because they are making a visible show that they wont let people loot them.

I still don’t see the issue, nonetheless, I came here to show what happens when Hulk gets mad at planes (GrayStillPlays GTAV

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Seditious unlawful weather intensifies

That's going into my campaign. Rain attempts to dethrone God

Can you imagine working as a satire writer right now? Anything you write is either too on-the-nose, or somebody is currently doing something more insane.

I assume satire writers are switching careers to documentaries

[Reelya]

The latest Onion News is probably about how everything is normal and nobody did or said anything insane or newsworthy today.

Oh how we laughed.

[Naturegirl1999]

The latest Onion News is probably about how everything is normal and nobody did or said anything insane or newsworthy today.

Oh how we laughed.

was curious and checked. Still crazy stuff here at The Onion.

[Iduno]

Beef and Dairy Network posts a show monthly, so I like to let them build up and then listen to a bunch over the course of a week.

This time, I found one that doesn't appear to build on the plot and/or characters (except the host) from previous episodes. So if you need some weird entertainment in your life, this gives you an idea what they do. Beyond that, you'll want to start at episode 1 and go from there.

[Reelya]

Today I found out that
http://iv.iiarjournals.org/content/29/1/123.full

consciousness impairment in the context of alcohol intoxication was studied. This is usually assessed using the Glasgow Coma Scale

Which sadly has nothing to do with "Glasgow Coma" being some sort of slang for being rolling drunk.

[Yoink]

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