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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9840 on: May 16, 2019, 06:36:17 pm »

So, like 40 spece mahrhenemns
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9841 on: May 16, 2019, 06:46:15 pm »

I'd seen Elemental power armor before, but today I learned it's also a name for the 2-2.5 meter tall genetically enhanced supersoldiers inside!  Sorta like SPARTANs from Halo but more so.
moreso and drastically predating, but yeah. Also less so, too, though, as elementals aren't really special ops or anything like it, at least insofar as anything trying to get by outside an actual mech or heavy armor or whatever on btech battlefields are anything but. Basically just line infantry or somethin', if less suicidal than most IS infantry

Not very much space marine either, though. Iirc elemental gene tweaking and active production was still a thing. Also neither the elementals not their armor were particularly special, near as I can recall. If anything I'd almost draw a parallel to Uruk-hai in power armor or thereabouts.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9842 on: May 16, 2019, 07:01:24 pm »

Even with giant tanks wielding unfathomable firepower, there's still going to be something helpful about troops that can fit inside of a building, rather than flattening it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9843 on: May 19, 2019, 05:49:32 pm »

Or walk behind a forest or hill without sticking up over the top.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9844 on: May 19, 2019, 05:59:02 pm »

Yeah, tanks can do that.
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« Reply #9845 on: May 19, 2019, 07:22:50 pm »

Oh I thought we were talking about mechs.
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« Reply #9846 on: May 19, 2019, 07:25:10 pm »

Well, BT has both tanks and mechs.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #9848 on: May 20, 2019, 08:51:39 am »

Pretty much everything in this video is just gold.

That's the good stuff. It looks like a pretty version of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
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« Reply #9849 on: May 20, 2019, 10:41:38 am »

Even with giant tanks wielding unfathomable firepower, there's still going to be something helpful about troops that can fit inside of a building, rather than flattening it.

Well, that's why they made UrbanMechs: for when you want a 'Mech you can disguise as a small grain silo.

The Inner Sphere's mech obsession has always made me laugh. Apparently crankshafts are a dangerous forbidden technology in the far future, internal combustion engines aside, so the only way to properly take advantage of myomer is to reorganize the entire military around 50-ton walking tanks and relegate everything with wheels to a supporting role.
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« Reply #9850 on: May 20, 2019, 12:16:30 pm »

That, and tanks are bad at water and hills. And getting shot from the side.

They're actually quite useful when used in a mixed lance. The tall targets get shot, and the tanks get ignored long enough to get dangerous places.
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« Reply #9851 on: May 20, 2019, 12:23:23 pm »

Fairness where it's due, iirc there's some hella' nasty tanks et al in Btech. They just don't see much screen time 'cause giant robots.
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« Reply #9852 on: May 20, 2019, 12:29:50 pm »

Wasn't it the Demolisher with dual AC20s? And the SRM carriers with 60 shot volleys. And the Shrek with 3 PPCs.
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« Reply #9853 on: May 20, 2019, 03:15:15 pm »

And the Saladin. Cheap enough to buy spares for when it inevitably fails the PSR to turn and crashes into something. It's an AC/20 hovertank that moves faster than a Jenner. It'll last 1-2 rounds of getting shot at, but the AC/20 behind them makes the opponent consider what they want to aim at, and probably gets them out of position.
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« Reply #9854 on: May 21, 2019, 01:50:47 pm »

And the Shrek with 3 PPCs.
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(I don't know what PPCs do, I'm just guessing from the wiki.)
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