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[Tawa]

I do love me some carton porm.

What exactly is "ebony" porn, might I ask?

[Eric Blank]

Exclusively black women, I think it was. porn by any specific race was never my thing, but I'm pretty sure that's what it's supposed to be

[Rolan7]

I just like that Montana likes their porm in bulk, and Michigan likes it in cartons.
No kink-shaming but Minnesota managed to actually surprise me.  Different strokes, I guess (;

[Akura]

With all the states south of Minnesota clamoring for a good carton of henti, what if Minnesota's preference of "Stepmon" is actually correct? Monster foot fetish?

[Eric Blank]

that exists, I promise.

[AzyWng]

"Please pay attention. You will be happy to know you are victims of a robbery!

[Ultimuh]

Some times, I can relate to this.

[Felissan]

breaking down big tasks into smaller tasks is a great productivity trick until you learn about Zeno's paradox

[Akura]

Slumming through my email's spam folder - 1511 strong because goddamn I need to check my email more than once every 3 months* - I found one that actually made my laugh slightly.

"Fwd:Your photos are ugly stop sending them - Hey, if you do not stop sending me your photos, I will send you mine, and believe me, YOU W-" that's the end of the header because I'm not stupid enough to actually open it.

There's also a long list of ones offering sex with Slavic ladies. As well as ones for sex with Asian women. And ones for hot tubs. And even one for free samples of KFC. It'd be one hell of a party if I could combine all four email offers into one...

There's also one from Google claiming someone tried to login my account this morning. I should be a little worried about that last one, but I doubt Google would filter itself into its own spam list, and unless it was a very severe attempt at accessing my account, they'd probably not bother to tell me. More likely they'd require me to reset my password and enter a code sent via text message to regain access to my account.

*they get purged after 30 days, so that's 1511 in the last 30 days.

[martinuzz]

There's also a long list of ones offering sex with Slavic ladies. As well as ones for sex with Asian women. And ones for hot tubs. And even one for free samples of KFC. It'd be one hell of a party if I could combine all four email offers into one...

Makes me suddenly wonder. How about minors that have a Gmail account that gets spammed with sex ads? Can't Google be sued for sexual harrasment of children / solliciting child prostitution for that?

[Tawa]

Was browsing the top post lineup of r/badlinguistics. On a 2-year-old post, I found this gem in the comment section.

We were such sweet summer children.

[TempAcc]

[Akura]

Gotta go fast, gotta get that booty.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

There's also a long list of ones offering sex with Slavic ladies. As well as ones for sex with Asian women. And ones for hot tubs. And even one for free samples of KFC. It'd be one hell of a party if I could combine all four email offers into one...

Makes me suddenly wonder. How about minors that have a Gmail account that gets spammed with sex ads? Can't Google be sued for sexual harrasment of children / solliciting child prostitution for that?

The internet, as a communication medium, generally gets away under a "safe harbor" principle. You can't sue AT&T for someone sexually soliciting minors over the phone, and you can't sue Google for sex spam email. You might be able to sue the person (?) sending the spam, but they tend to be operating outside the law or in nations without enforced internet laws anyway.

More legit things like porn sites protect themselves by the safe harbor principle and age gates. They don't have any better method to verify your age, and so they just ask. It's not their fault if you decide to lie, they're making a concerted effort to only allow adults. It's not a perfect defense but it can hold up in court.

[Akura]

The Earth just ain't no place for humans.